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GeneralLee
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How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
Some Karen called the DNR about a bird trap that I use to trap non native species like sparrows and starlings that can be seen from the road. She called the DNR on the anonymous tip line and said that I was trapping barn swallows in the trap (which is about 400 feet off of the road) and said that she could "see through her binoculars" that it was a barn swallow. DNR agent came out to my property today and filed the claim as unfounded. People today....
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Beessnax
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
Maybe you should start trapping Karens instead


wickowick
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
Burn down her house


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Possumslayer
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
Time to plant some marijuana in Karen’s yard.


GeneralLee
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
Unfortunately I will probably never figure out who it is that filed the complaint. Oh well, lesson learned I suppose, just going to move the trap to a location on the property where Karens can't see it from the road so the next one can't file another bogus claim on me.


wickowick
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
Hang something offensive on the trap that she will view with her binoculars and trigger her.


EveryoneGetsATrophy
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
Go back to the location and scan 360 degrees with your bino's, Im sure she'll be looking back at you.


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diat150
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
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Hang something offensive on the trap that she will view with her binoculars and trigger her.


like a big black dildo. maybe put the head sticking out the trap.


White Bear
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
Karen is partially to blame - gov control freaks love a rat bro.


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WPBTiger
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
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I use to trap non native species like sparrows and starlings


Do you kill them?


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jimbeam
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
If you pay me, I can do some reconnoitering for you.


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arbe25
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
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just going to move the trap


Piss on her. I'd move it so she can get a better view.


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GeneralLee
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
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Do you kill them?


Yes, and that's totally legal. European starlings and house sparrows are non-native, invasive species that have no restrictions on trapping/disposal in my state. The irony, lost on the Karen i'm sure, is that this trapping I do gives native species, like the barn swallow she fraudulently claimed I trapped, a much better chance of thriving.
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EveryoneGetsATrophy
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
Get a decoy of an Ivory Billed Woodpecker and stick it in sight of the trap.


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ecb
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
She is flirting with you obviously


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RoIITide
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
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big black dildo


quote:

Ivory Billed Woodpecker


That’s it....

A carved Wood Pecker


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NASA_ISS_Tiger
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
Are you sure it was a Karen and not "Brad"?


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tadman
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
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like a big black dildo. maybe put the head sticking out the trap.



Or Truck nuts, biggest you can find.


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Outdoorreb
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re: How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
What bait did you use to catch that barn swallow baw?


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upgrayedd
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Maybe you should start trapping Karens instead


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