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How pissed would you be? (Karen called the DNR)
Posted on 6/29/20 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 6/29/20 at 1:51 pm
Some Karen called the DNR about a bird trap that I use to trap non native species like sparrows and starlings that can be seen from the road. She called the DNR on the anonymous tip line and said that I was trapping barn swallows in the trap (which is about 400 feet off of the road) and said that she could "see through her binoculars" that it was a barn swallow. DNR agent came out to my property today and filed the claim as unfounded. People today.... 
This post was edited on 6/29/20 at 1:52 pm
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Posted on 6/29/20 at 1:53 pm to GeneralLee
Maybe you should start trapping Karens instead
Posted on 6/29/20 at 1:54 pm to GeneralLee
Burn down her house
Posted on 6/29/20 at 1:54 pm to GeneralLee
Time to plant some marijuana in Karen’s yard.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 1:55 pm to Possumslayer
Unfortunately I will probably never figure out who it is that filed the complaint. Oh well, lesson learned I suppose, just going to move the trap to a location on the property where Karens can't see it from the road so the next one can't file another bogus claim on me.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 1:59 pm to GeneralLee
Hang something offensive on the trap that she will view with her binoculars and trigger her.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 2:00 pm to GeneralLee
Go back to the location and scan 360 degrees with your bino's, Im sure she'll be looking back at you. 
Posted on 6/29/20 at 2:05 pm to wickowick
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Hang something offensive on the trap that she will view with her binoculars and trigger her.
like a big black dildo. maybe put the head sticking out the trap.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 2:09 pm to GeneralLee
Karen is partially to blame - gov control freaks love a rat bro.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 2:14 pm to GeneralLee
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I use to trap non native species like sparrows and starlings
Do you kill them?
Posted on 6/29/20 at 2:16 pm to GeneralLee
If you pay me, I can do some reconnoitering for you.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 2:17 pm to GeneralLee
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just going to move the trap
Piss on her. I'd move it so she can get a better view.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 2:19 pm to WPBTiger
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Do you kill them?
Yes, and that's totally legal. European starlings and house sparrows are non-native, invasive species that have no restrictions on trapping/disposal in my state. The irony, lost on the Karen i'm sure, is that this trapping I do gives native species, like the barn swallow she fraudulently claimed I trapped, a much better chance of thriving.
This post was edited on 6/29/20 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 6/29/20 at 2:29 pm to GeneralLee
Get a decoy of an Ivory Billed Woodpecker and stick it in sight of the trap.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 2:35 pm to GeneralLee
She is flirting with you obviously
Posted on 6/29/20 at 3:25 pm to diat150
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big black dildo
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Ivory Billed Woodpecker
That’s it....
A carved Wood Pecker
Posted on 6/29/20 at 3:30 pm to GeneralLee
Are you sure it was a Karen and not "Brad"?
Posted on 6/29/20 at 8:02 pm to diat150
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like a big black dildo. maybe put the head sticking out the trap.
Or Truck nuts, biggest you can find.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 8:55 pm to GeneralLee
What bait did you use to catch that barn swallow baw?
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:13 pm to Beessnax
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Maybe you should start trapping Karens instead
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