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re: Dumbest $h_t anyone has said on your boat?
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:57 pm to Howard Juneau
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:57 pm to Howard Juneau
My buddies son after his 12th resfish of the day, hooked his 13th. After 5 min of fighting it it spit the hook. He took a deep breath, smiled, and said (as serious as can be) thank god he got off. I could not stop 
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:00 pm to Jester
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Epic troll?
TROLLS gonna Troll with they junk out
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:01 pm to lurkr
"Hold my beer and watch this." As drunk corksacker launched over a beaver damn.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:02 pm to 10ozMatt
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I love to surprise everyone on my boat by taking my pants off and fishing with my junk showing in all it's glory.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:04 pm to Tigerfan29
"slow down" seriously I hate when someone tells me this especially in a light chop when slowing down will in fact make it worse.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:06 pm to thedice20
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TROLLS gonna Troll with they junk out
They see my TROLLIN' with my junk out
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:06 pm to OhFace55
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"slow down" seriously I hate when someone tells me this especially in a light chop when slowing down will in fact make it worse.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:08 pm to PapaPogey
I guess you could say I am sort of hardheaded when driving, if I get told to slow down I speed up
Unless it's my dad then I stfu and slow down
Unless it's my dad then I stfu and slow down
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:23 pm to redneck
In similar fashion, I hate when a newb wants to ride on the seat in front of the console and wonders why 1. he's getting wet; and 2. why his back hurts.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:27 pm to Motorboat
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I love to surprise everyone on my boat by taking my pants off and fishing with my junk showing in all it's glory.
I suggest you seek professional help.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:29 pm to Nawlens Gator
On the rare chance that it might happen. I wait for the village idiot, undoubtedly invited by a friend to be on my boat, to take his close off so that i may beat the crap out of him and proceed to see how far he can swim.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:33 pm to Motorboat
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In similar fashion, I hate when a newb wants to ride on the seat in front of the console and wonders why 1. he's getting wet; and 2. why his back hurts.
This post was edited on 7/24/12 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:42 pm to 10ozMatt
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10ozMatt
What. The. Frick?
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I have embarrassingly caught a boner before, doing this, though
Bruh, this is the outdoor board....not the ghey board.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:26 pm to Motorboat
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In similar fashion, I hate when a newb wants to ride on the seat in front of the console and wonders why 1. he's getting wet; and 2. why his back hurts.
If I'm not driving, I'm usually the nice guy that sits up there while the lazy fatasses hog the beanbags. I really think a lifetime of sitting in front of the console has something to do with the disc in my back screaming at me.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:33 pm to Howard Juneau
" I am not sure this is a good time to say this, but I have had the runs since about 2:00 this morning". Almost got th e guy thrown off his own boat in the middle of a lake. 
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:39 pm to 10ozMatt
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by taking my pants off and fishing with my junk showing in all it's glory
Pull that shite on my boat and I know what my hook will be attached to for the next cast.
This post was edited on 7/24/12 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:39 pm to Howard Juneau
Was once in a lake in a 15' alweld w/ a 40hp evinrude. I weight 160lbs and the guy with me weighs about 285lbs. Boat is leaning significantly to his side. He says "you want me to go sit on the front deck?"
Me - "NO, DON'T MOVE!"
Me - "NO, DON'T MOVE!"
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:40 pm to DaSaltyTiger
I had a friend that has a stomach virus. Dude was sittin on the 5 gallon bucket, pissin out of his arse, throwing up overboard and reeling a red in at the same time. Like a freakin boss.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:45 pm to deaconjones35
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I had a friend that has a stomach virus. Dude was sittin on the 5 gallon bucket, pissin out of his arse, throwing up overboard and reeling a red in at the same time. Like a freakin boss.
I do not like fishing that much. Do I has the ghey?
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:53 pm to deaconjones35
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I had a friend that has a stomach virus. Dude was sittin on the 5 gallon bucket, pissin out of his arse, throwing up overboard and reeling a red in at the same time. Like a freakin boss.
Now that is a man's man right there! Dedication
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