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re: Dumbest $h_t anyone has said on your boat?

Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12382 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:57 pm to
My buddies son after his 12th resfish of the day, hooked his 13th. After 5 min of fighting it it spit the hook. He took a deep breath, smiled, and said (as serious as can be) thank god he got off. I could not stop
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Epic troll?


TROLLS gonna Troll with they junk out
Posted by Vlad
North AL
Member since May 2012
2605 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:01 pm to
"Hold my beer and watch this." As drunk corksacker launched over a beaver damn.
Posted by Tigerfan29
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2007
2212 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

I love to surprise everyone on my boat by taking my pants off and fishing with my junk showing in all it's glory.


Posted by OhFace55
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
7069 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:04 pm to
"slow down" seriously I hate when someone tells me this especially in a light chop when slowing down will in fact make it worse.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

TROLLS gonna Troll with they junk out


They see my TROLLIN' with my junk out
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40457 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

"slow down" seriously I hate when someone tells me this especially in a light chop when slowing down will in fact make it worse.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54156 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:08 pm to
I guess you could say I am sort of hardheaded when driving, if I get told to slow down I speed up

Unless it's my dad then I stfu and slow down
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
23887 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:23 pm to
In similar fashion, I hate when a newb wants to ride on the seat in front of the console and wonders why 1. he's getting wet; and 2. why his back hurts.



Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5942 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:27 pm to

quote:

I love to surprise everyone on my boat by taking my pants off and fishing with my junk showing in all it's glory.


I suggest you seek professional help.

Posted by MoreOrLes
Member since Nov 2008
19472 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:29 pm to
On the rare chance that it might happen. I wait for the village idiot, undoubtedly invited by a friend to be on my boat, to take his close off so that i may beat the crap out of him and proceed to see how far he can swim.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40457 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

In similar fashion, I hate when a newb wants to ride on the seat in front of the console and wonders why 1. he's getting wet; and 2. why his back hurts.


I tell the people that I like to sit in the jump seats.
This post was edited on 7/24/12 at 2:35 pm
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9873 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

10ozMatt


What. The. Frick?

quote:

I have embarrassingly caught a boner before, doing this, though


Bruh, this is the outdoor board....not the ghey board.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

In similar fashion, I hate when a newb wants to ride on the seat in front of the console and wonders why 1. he's getting wet; and 2. why his back hurts.


If I'm not driving, I'm usually the nice guy that sits up there while the lazy fatasses hog the beanbags. I really think a lifetime of sitting in front of the console has something to do with the disc in my back screaming at me.
Posted by DaSaltyTiger
Alexandria/Pineville, LA area
Member since Dec 2004
4689 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:33 pm to
" I am not sure this is a good time to say this, but I have had the runs since about 2:00 this morning". Almost got th e guy thrown off his own boat in the middle of a lake.
Posted by DaSaltyTiger
Alexandria/Pineville, LA area
Member since Dec 2004
4689 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:39 pm to
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by taking my pants off and fishing with my junk showing in all it's glory


Pull that shite on my boat and I know what my hook will be attached to for the next cast.
This post was edited on 7/24/12 at 3:40 pm
Posted by JDat
New Iberia, LA
Member since Nov 2011
306 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:39 pm to
Was once in a lake in a 15' alweld w/ a 40hp evinrude. I weight 160lbs and the guy with me weighs about 285lbs. Boat is leaning significantly to his side. He says "you want me to go sit on the front deck?"

Me - "NO, DON'T MOVE!"
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9873 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:40 pm to


I had a friend that has a stomach virus. Dude was sittin on the 5 gallon bucket, pissin out of his arse, throwing up overboard and reeling a red in at the same time. Like a freakin boss.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

I had a friend that has a stomach virus. Dude was sittin on the 5 gallon bucket, pissin out of his arse, throwing up overboard and reeling a red in at the same time. Like a freakin boss.


I do not like fishing that much. Do I has the ghey?
Posted by lv2bowhntAU
God's Country,a.k.a N. Alabama
Member since Jan 2011
3344 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 3:53 pm to
quote:


I had a friend that has a stomach virus. Dude was sittin on the 5 gallon bucket, pissin out of his arse, throwing up overboard and reeling a red in at the same time. Like a freakin boss.

Now that is a man's man right there! Dedication
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