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Zoo Tourist Mistakes Real Crocodile for a Statue - Croc Doesn't Mistake Him for a Meal
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:40 pm

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The incident occurred at Kabug Mangrove Park, a popular tourist destination located in the wetlands of Zamboanga Sibugay, Philippines.
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Captivated by its detail, he decided to get closer for a selfie.

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The “statue” – actually a fully grown 15-foot female crocodile named Lalay – lunged at the man without warning. In a brutal attack, she bit down on his arm, then latched onto his thigh and began thrashing him in a violent death roll, a gruesome move crocodiles use to dismember their prey.
https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-globally/tourist-mistake-real-crocodile-for-statue-mauled-while-taking-selfie-viral-9980255/
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Witnesses say the man was trapped inside the enclosure for half an hour. He was finally freed when Lalay’s handler struck the reptile with a chunk of cement, forcing her to release her grip. Emergency responders rushed to wrap his bleeding wounds and took him to the hospital, where he received over 50 stitches.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:42 pm to Shexter
Honestly, he needed to be removed from the gene pool. Oh well.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:42 pm to Shexter
How TF do you mistake a real crocodile for a statue... At a zoo?
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:46 pm to imjustafatkid
poor crocodile
now they have to kill it
now they have to kill it
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:47 pm to Shexter
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Croc Doesn't Mistake Him for a Meal
Seems like it did.
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The “statue” – actually a fully grown 15-foot female crocodile named Lalay – lunged at the man without warning. In a brutal attack, she bit down on his arm, then latched onto his thigh and began thrashing him in a violent death roll, a gruesome move crocodiles use to dismember their prey.
Witnesses say the man was trapped inside the enclosure for half an hour. He was finally freed when Lalay’s handler struck the reptile with a chunk of cement, forcing her to release her grip
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:48 pm to OweO
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How TF do you mistake a real crocodile for a statue
They actually don't move much.
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At a zoo?
That I can not explain.

Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:52 pm to Shexter
That video was hard to watch, mainly because the woman talking in Tagalog or whatever is annoying af.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:54 pm to Clyde Tipton
Social media has made people’s common sense and situational awareness drop to near zero. Most people really are much more ignorant than you give them credit for.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:54 pm to Shexter
You had the perfect title but you fricked it up
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:55 pm to Shexter
Well, the brainless fück certainly has enough pictures of him and that croc now.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:55 pm to Shexter
Not many people can say they went 30 minutes with a full-grown croc and lived to tell about it.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:55 pm to Shexter
So he didn’t lose his leg? That’s surprising to me. I would think a large crocodile could take off his leg very easily.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:56 pm to Clyde Tipton
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They actually don't move much.
Yeah I know..

But if you are at a zoo and you are split between an animal being real or a statue.. Go with it being real..
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:57 pm to dallastigers
quote:Wow, that was a while
Witnesses say the man was trapped inside the enclosure for half an hour. He was finally freed when Lalay’s handler struck the reptile
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:58 pm to Shexter
I have a very large concrete alligator by one of my ponds. If the time of day is just right, it still fools me occasionally.
The catch is that I assume predators are real until I'm sure they arent. This MFer just sits on them lol
The catch is that I assume predators are real until I'm sure they arent. This MFer just sits on them lol
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:00 pm to Shexter
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t want to go to a zoo in the Philippines.
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