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re: Zombie apocalypse I'm 2 weeks. What steps do you take to prepare?

Posted on 3/11/23 at 8:49 pm to
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4222 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 8:49 pm to
Treadmills all around the house.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26077 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 8:50 pm to
I would hang out with NBAYOUNGBOY and his crew. They don’t frick around lol
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53564 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 8:51 pm to
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Go hang out with the Amish
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36404 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:00 pm to
Mormons are big preppers and have had a huge influence in our nation's disaster preparation
Posted by 427Nova
Member since Sep 2022
1722 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:06 pm to
Prepared or not - you will be dead or slave. People crack me up - your prep saves your life until roaming gangs show up looking for food, etc. it won’t be long .
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25558 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:08 pm to
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Prepared or not - you will be dead or slave. People crack me up - your prep saves your life until roaming gangs show up looking for food, etc. it won’t be long .


Only a sheep thinks like that you gotta be the wolf
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53564 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:09 pm to
ahhhh, I just knew Amish grow/raise food and don't have power.

I am not a prepper. I am a one bullet if it gets too crazy kinda person.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
36242 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:09 pm to
I’m gonna call up my friend Dr. Jill. She’s a zombie expert.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5835 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:24 pm to
I'd max out all my credick cards, and take a 2 week all expense paid vacation with hookers and blow.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
10911 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:25 pm to
Nice try Mr. ATF man.
Posted by 427Nova
Member since Sep 2022
1722 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:35 pm to
Normal non criminals aren’t wolves. You’re a sitting duck unless you join a group. Independent types who have all their shite figured out and live on land alone will be killed quickly. The wolves are the one who can kill indiscriminately and never bat an eye. 80% of population isn’t that person. As soon as food stops rolling out and people are starving your plan goes to shite. Let welfare checks stop coming a couple of times and it will make Chicago look like a choir boy. Most of you haven’t down shite but talk for 2/3 years. No action.
This post was edited on 3/12/23 at 3:56 am
Posted by Turner River Terror
Member since Apr 2022
273 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:36 pm to
Tractor Supply for Bulk Salt and head to the Marsh lands right down the road...Got everything else.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49109 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:56 pm to
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must haves?


My seed bank

Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:56 pm to
Make a system of ropes because there has never been a movie where zombies climb ropes.

Oh it's a generic SHTF scenario? shite You have 2 weeks. While everyone's sitting tight thinking they'll be fine at home just barter your way into Iceland or maybe Ireland. the end.
This post was edited on 3/11/23 at 10:07 pm
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52454 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:01 pm to
Get staples.

Folks lived in the past on bread on weak beer. If nothing else, prepare for that as a basis, with freeze dried protein to supplement hunting/fishing.

For barter, build up spares for grain mills, and stock a LOT of salt.
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11807 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:05 pm to
I'd empty my 401k account (now useless), take the "penalty" that I won't care about and pay a big crew to fortify my 10 acres with pipe fencing. I already have a big gas tank that supplies my cooking/heating issues. Probably expand my pond and have two water wells dug. That's a lot to get done in two weeks but it's possible.
Posted by LSU_postman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
2887 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:29 pm to
Someone made this thread years ago here. It at one point was the longest thread on TD(or pretty damn close at least). Twas a great thread.
This post was edited on 3/11/23 at 10:30 pm
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36404 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:30 pm to
I wish there was a way to revive it
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40951 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:37 pm to
Kill everyone I can now to lower the population of potential zombies
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58901 posts
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

What are the essential must haves?


Lots of female ninja bodyguards


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