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re: You're stranded on a desert island...
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:22 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:22 pm to SaintlyTiger88
What kind of household duties are there on a desert island?
stare at the water
stare at the sand
eat a coconut
sleep
give me the model
stare at the water
stare at the sand
eat a coconut
sleep
give me the model
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:22 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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The other is an insanely hot and attractive woman who is a freak in the bed, but that's all. She doesn't cook, clean, do laundry, nothing... just sits on her phone and looks hot.
I'll take this one. Her looks have nothing to do with it, but since she has a phone, problem solved.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:22 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I'll take the homely one. She's more likely to appreciate how long I'm able to last in bed after eating all those meals.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:23 pm to SaintlyTiger88
This thread sucks for a lot of reasons.
1.
IDGAF..I'm on a deserted island. What's she going to clean? What laundry, I'm rocking a Tarzan loin cloth.
2.
There's probably no cell service on the island.
3. You suck.
1.
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does all the housewife type duties: cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, taking care of the kids, etc
IDGAF..I'm on a deserted island. What's she going to clean? What laundry, I'm rocking a Tarzan loin cloth.
2.
quote:
ust sits on her phone and looks hot.
There's probably no cell service on the island.
3. You suck.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:24 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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Lol this desert island comes with a beautiful two story Victorian-style home with all the amenities.
Well that would have been nice to fricking know in the OP!!!!
That said, I still choose the hot one...
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:24 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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housewife type duties: cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, taking care of the kids, etc
I mean...how much of this do you need in a grass hut?
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:25 pm to ThatMakesSense
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:26 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I'm taking
I bet she gives better blow jobs
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.. one is not particularly good looking, but is an excellent cook and does all the housewife type duties: cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, taking care of the kids, etc.
I bet she gives better blow jobs
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:27 pm to jmh5724
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Who needs a dishwasher on a deserted island
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You're stranded on a desert island..
You gotta read the fine print, baw.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:27 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Im hoping the housewife is a big girl, buoyancy. use her drawers as a sail kind of thing.
or crab bait when she croaks.
or crab bait when she croaks.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:27 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Mary Ann is the answer.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:28 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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then she will bear children for you in the first couple of years you're on the island.
why can't I just pull out and not have kids?
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:28 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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she will bear children for you in the first couple of years you're on the island.
So is there a hospital on this island also?
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:31 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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insanely hot and attractive woman who is a freak in the bed,
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:32 pm to SaintlyTiger88
They'd both probably be somewhat useless given the situation, so definitely the hotter one.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:33 pm to Ben Hur
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So is there a hospital on this island also?
Nope, no hospital, she dies in child birth and you're left as a single dad in a desert. That's how things go here on shitty hypothetical island.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:33 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I already married number two
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:47 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Lady one.
A rock with a hole in it is going to look good on a deserted island.
A rock with a hole in it is going to look good on a deserted island.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:51 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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And you can only bring one of two women with you... one is not particularly good looking, but is an excellent cook and does all the housewife type duties: cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, taking care of the kids, etc.
The other is an insanely hot and attractive woman who is a freak in the bed, but that's all. She doesn't cook, clean, do laundry, nothing... just sits on her phone and looks hot.
You can only take one with you, which one do you pick?
If the hot one is on her phone all day it means she has service and can call somebody to come save us.
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