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Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:05 pm to
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37780 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:05 pm to
Start sleeping in separate beds
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130243 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:05 pm to
Built two, still married.






But barely
Posted by skipjackbama
Member since Apr 2023
1502 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:08 pm to
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If she goes to a bro country concert with the girls you are beyond done



True story I know of 4 divorces that took place bs of this. 5 woman (4 Milfs and one toad)would go and rent hotel rooms next to the concert venue. They would go to the concert and hook up with young dudes in their 20's and go back to the hotel after the show and do the deed. After several times of the Toad not being able to find anyone that wanted to bang her she got pissed anf ratted the other 4 woman out to their husbands. The toad produced pics of the other 4 kissing and hooking up with the dudes at the shows.
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

Just let her pick stuff dude
It was a couple building a house down the street who just split.

SO and I are OK in our second-owner home.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144635 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:10 pm to
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When you wake up one morning and she's gone and you call her work and they say yesterday was her last day, she put in her 2 weeks notice 2 weeks ago. And you have not seen her in person for 25 years.
she buried in the backyard or in the crawl space?
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
2307 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:10 pm to
When she refuses to keep the house clean and wants to hire out a housekeeper.
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:12 pm to
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Start sleeping in separate beds
If you snore get a CPAP. It's cheaper than a divorce attorney.

Posted by skipjackbama
Member since Apr 2023
1502 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:12 pm to
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she buried in the backyard or in the crawl space?


Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15453 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:12 pm to
When she buys new underwear.

When she gets a new cell phone but doesn't give you the number.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36672 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

When you wake up one morning and she's gone and you call her work and they say yesterday was her last day, she put in her 2 weeks notice 2 weeks ago. And you have not seen her in person for 25 years.


she buried in the backyard or in the crawl space?



Maybe in the high school furnace like Grosse Pointe Blank
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
15737 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

She tells you that she hopes you get your head blown off before you leave for work. True story.




I have a friend who was told "I hope the next time I see you is at your funeral".

Damn.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16334 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:17 pm to
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When you wake up one morning and she's gone and you call her work and they say yesterday was her last day, she put in her 2 weeks notice 2 weeks ago. And you have not seen her in person for 25 years. Don't ask me how I know.
instant freedom. I would thank her.
Posted by SkintBack
SoLo
Member since Nov 2015
1845 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:18 pm to
When she tells you she wants to adopt a Guatemalan baby.

True story
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
18020 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:18 pm to
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she buried in the backyard or in the crawl space?


That's my first thought----especially if nobody has heard from her in all that time.

Guess I've been watching too many true crime stories on cable lately.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10891 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

She tells you that she hopes you get your head blown off before you leave for work. True story.


Women and their mixed signals.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15453 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:18 pm to
Mine told me, "You get on my nerves so bad I can't stand to be around you."

That left a mark.
Posted by Farmtiger
West "By God" Monroe
Member since Dec 2003
2936 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:19 pm to
When she changes that couple profile pic to that single pic on FB.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11109 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:22 pm to
When she greets you at the door wearing a sexy see-thru nighty, and she's coming home.

Rodney Dangerfield
Posted by latech15
Member since Aug 2015
1291 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:23 pm to
I been trying to buy her tits for years.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
20093 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

That left a mark.

Did you at least make it so it wasn’t noticeable or you gave her a shiner?
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