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re: You're a burglar... but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victims.

Posted on 6/8/21 at 9:44 am to
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5718 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 9:44 am to
quote:

All your old family photos.





Alex, is that you?
Posted by Texastiger43
Houston
Member since Oct 2015
557 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 9:47 am to
Ill take all the beer.
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
978 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 9:49 am to
AC UNIT AND THERMOSTAT...ENJOY YOUR SUMMER!!
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 9:50 am to
Every phone charger and shower curtain.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7856 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 9:54 am to
all your valve stems.
Posted by TIGERSTORM
parts unknown
Member since Feb 2009
4835 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 10:10 am to
quote:

All your old family photos.


It's the one thing you can't replace...
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24418 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 10:11 am to
Remote control
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3611 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

I feel like taking the batteries out of the remote would piss them off more.

Nah. If you take the remote then they will spend all day looking for it and it will drive them crazy for a while. Blame the kids, blame the wife even blame the dog.
Posted by CC
Galveztown
Member since Feb 2004
15182 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 6:33 pm to
Garbage cans
Pillows
Spoons
Door knobs
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11945 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 6:35 pm to
Way back when interchange the e and r keys on their manual typewriter.

Now, take all the screws out that hold hot and cold water knobs in place.

Glue one or two very small pieces of kitty litter in each shoe.
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
14108 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

This is straight up terrorism.


It would be true if you couldn’t run out for more!
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 6:47 pm to
water heater.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31555 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 6:57 pm to
AA Batteries.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:04 pm to
I’d cut the bristles off all the toothbrushes.
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11941 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:08 pm to
The chain that connects the toilet handle to the flapper
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102792 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

I’m stealing your keyboard.


Shut the thread down. First response won’t be topped
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
84043 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:25 pm to
Shoelaces
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6020 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

TV Remote


That’s pretty fricking evil.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:36 pm to
All the AAA batteries
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9776 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 7:42 pm to
The blocks for the chargers
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