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Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:52 am to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:52 am to
Nothing too terrible. I had a painful hemorrhoid (which I hadn't really experienced before). Was worried it was some kind of abscess or tumor so I took MARTA to Northside Hospital. I guess my car was in the shop.

Anyway, the PA that got to look over my bunghole was extremely hot- the really try-hard kind of hot with French manicured nails, straight blonde hair, fake boobs, etc.

Normally I'd be pretty stoked to show a girl like that my butthole, but the circumstances were just unfortunate.
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 7:53 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74261 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:02 am to
I remember learning about TT in 7th grade sex Ed and being terrified of it to this day.
One day you wake up with a giant nut. Wtf?
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
15075 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:06 am to
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He came in with 6 medical students. Bad enough having one person examine your rectum. 7 is a bit much.


I thought the patient had the right to refuse medical students in the room?
I went to a dermatologist to have some spots looked at and there was a medical student that sat in. That didn’t bother me, but I ain’t having 6 students watching me get my arse probed.
Posted by Highthoughts
Member since Sep 2022
313 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:07 am to
I was forced to wear a mask to enter the building.

It was horrible. I had to go cleanse myself by saying 3 “don’t tread on me”‘s and 2 “stop the steal”s
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
4073 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:08 am to
Damn, this is a depressing thread.
Posted by WHS
walker LA.
Member since Feb 2006
3506 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:13 am to
I had to have surgery on my radius because I had shattered the joint in a dirt bike crash. When they wheeled me in to surgery there was heavy metal rock music playing and an open box of pizza on a stainless steel table next to me. The next thing I know they tell me to count backwards from 10 and I was out. The surgery went well but I was a little freaked out

The surgery was done by Dr Bankston at Surgical Specialties in Baton Rouge.
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 8:14 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299705 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:18 am to
June 2016, went to the hospital ER at 4a due to pain in my abdomen. Doc did an MRI and told me I was being airlifted to Seattle because a blood vessel was kinked.

Medivac and three hours later I was in Seattle where they told me the doc misread the MRI. a $110,000 plane ride for naught.

They did find my Leukemia in Seattle which was a plus, is suppose. That's what actually caused my pain.

Harborview in Seattle is a trauma center, but its also a teaching hospital. After my biopsy, it took three days for the fricking doctor to tell me the result. They forgot about it. I was there a week because of their incompetence, and the Australian doctor in Juneau who misdiagnosed me.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:19 am to
Mine was while working. Seen a couple kids get die, shite haunts you for a long time.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299705 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:36 am to
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It was horrible. I had to go cleanse myself by saying 3 “don’t tread on me”‘s and 2 “stop the steal”s


What color skirt you wearing today?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73646 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:38 am to
I won’t go into it again, but my worst hospital experience is detailed in the near death experience thread from this past weekend.

Having said that, Grandview is an outstanding hospital and the only one I’ll use.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
24227 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:01 am to
My mom had early onset Alzheimer's. About 10 years ago at 2 am Christmas morning the nursing home called and said she had a seizure and were sending her to the hospital.
One of the saddest days of my life having to sit in the hospital with her on Christmas. She was 60 at the time. I sat there thinking about all of the good times she would miss with my kids and my sisters kids. Life can be a brutal motherfricker.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2866 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:04 am to
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Went to different er where the correctly diagnosed it as testicular torsion too far gone to save. Sent to OR for removal of said testicle.


That’s nuts.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
15011 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:09 am to
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 just want to find the MF who has the monopoly on supplying every single hospital with the chair, bed/couch and TV in their delivery/post delivery rooms. Like damn, for the money people money spend, can they go to home furniture once every decade? ?


That MF'r would be me...
Worked for 15 years for the #1 company supplying hospital beds, stretchers and patient room furniture.. Pretty much all of BR hospitals have my stuff. It is quite uncomfortable isn't it?
When you have to account for 300+ pound patients and family members.. with blood and bodily fluids getting on everything, which therefore needs to be wipeable/sterilizable, and the fact that staff wants you to go home anyway, it makes for some uncomfortable stuff. At least the patient bed mattress has evolved. The abused room furniture is built to last and will never be comfortable.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5485 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:19 am to
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why you have two of them.


*had
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5485 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:22 am to
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One day you wake up with a giant nut. Wtf?


Literally woke up to go piss and I could barely walk. The next day when it had gotten to grapefruit size I was walking like Quasimodo carrying a bowling ball between his legs.

Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:25 am to
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staff wants you to go home anyway
The feeling is definitely mutual on that one. The few times I've been or family members have been, we've been fortunate to have had a doctor who was all aggressive and moving it along to get us out ASAP. I can't stand when you get a doctor who goes with the mindset "you're probably good enough to leave, but let's just stay over the weekend and come back on Monday and check you out".
Posted by yccsmf
Member since Apr 2013
567 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:51 am to
My mom was in icu and was going into organ failure. She was was somewhat alert but was being kept alive with machines. She was obviously in pain and my sisters and I would go in when allowed and talk to her and watch her struggle. This went on all day on a Thursday and they were going to try a different procedure to keep her alive that night. Friday morning we were told they had to stop the procedure and there was nothing they could do except sedate her. The Doctor met with my siblings and me and told us she was going to die. We continued to visit her with family members but hours went by since we were told of her fate but nobody from the hospital was talking about when it would end. I finally pulled a nurse aside and asked her. Nurses came in and disconnected all of the tubes and mom passed within 10 seconds. It has taken me a few years to get the image of her in that bed with tubes going to her mouth and nose. I pass by the hospital regularly and I still don’t look at the building as I drive by and it’s been 5 years.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:12 am to
My son had to go to ICU because he had a virus that attacked his lungs and his O2 level was way low. They had him on a respirator getting straight albuterol for several days. He had gone a few days without eating and was starving to death. To see him crying because he was hungry and they refused to give him just ten minutes off the respirator to eat was terrible. My fatherly instinct kicked in and I wanted to protect my little boy. Thank God we finally got a nurse/doctor combo who had a heart and gave him a chance to eat.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
138940 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 12:48 pm to
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I was wearing jogging pants, and the elastic band around my ankle had melted and cut circulation off to my foot. I almost lost my foot.
Ah, not that it matters, but just so you know then, that incision was was not to look for a vein. It sounds like they were concerned about compartment syndrome, and performed a procedure called a fasciotomy to preserve bloodflow to your foot.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20333 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 1:06 pm to
When we were stationed in upstate NY and we went to the local hospital so my then-wife could deliver our son. The "nurses" had the contraction monitor hooked up to her wrong and they constantly told her that she wasn't having contractions. It go worse and worse and they still said the same. The doc came in and told them it was hooked up wrong. About that time she said she had to use the restroom and when they got in there she couldn't go...because my son's head was right there. Dumbass nurses said she was ok.
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