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Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:16 am to X123F45
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Well yeah. My gf squeezes my semen out into the bowl of the toilet. Not the seat.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:19 am to windshieldman
Does your ol lady just let it linger in that thing?
The bed is wet enough without adding a batch of baby Randos to the sheets.
The bed is wet enough without adding a batch of baby Randos to the sheets.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:26 am to Lincoln Dawson
Prove it...
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:26 am to X123F45
quote:
Your smartphone is 7 times dirtier than your toilet.
quote:
Well yeah. My gf squeezes my semen out into the bowl of the toilet. Not the seat.
You're inadvertently comparing your semen to bacteria.
And for that reason, I'm out.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:29 am to Lincoln Dawson
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Fecal matter can be found on 1 out of every 6 smartphones,
I'm gonna bet that fecal matter can be found on 6 out of 6 toilets
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:30 am to Slagathor
No, I'm stating that every man has had more orgasms holding his phone than sitting on the toilet.
He also has held his phone every tike he was on the toilet.
And while he washed his hands after, he didn't wash his phone.
He also has held his phone every tike he was on the toilet.
And while he washed his hands after, he didn't wash his phone.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:30 am to hogminer
I downloaded a wipe app on my phone, so the joke is on these researchers....
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:32 am to Lincoln Dawson
that doesn't surprise me
We are a first world country, I'm sure other countries look at us and think... "you piss and shite in your clean water?"
We are a first world country, I'm sure other countries look at us and think... "you piss and shite in your clean water?"
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:40 am to X123F45
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Rando
Apologies.
I'm back in!
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:43 am to Slagathor
A nurse like you should know this slagathor.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:45 am to X123F45
You know where my username comes from but not that Daves and Debbies were interns, not nurses? 
Not that there's anything wrong with nurses. I'm not even a janitor. Not that there's anything wrong with janitors.
Not that there's anything wrong with nurses. I'm not even a janitor. Not that there's anything wrong with janitors.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:48 am to Slagathor
An intern is nothing more than a poorly trained nurse.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:56 am to Lincoln Dawson
Do people go around shitting on their phones or something?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:04 pm to Lincoln Dawson
Obvious post is obvious.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:42 pm to GEAUXT
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I wipe mine down with an alcohol wipe or clorox wipe every day
So do I. Same with the TV remote controls.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:47 pm to Gris Gris
Yep. The 2 phones, 2 ipads, and tv remotes get wiped down every night or every other night.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:48 pm to Lincoln Dawson
I wipe mine down with a clorox wipe 2 or 3 times a day.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:50 pm to Lincoln Dawson
quote:I’m an optimist, I choose to interpret this study as my toilet is 85% cleaner than is my cell phone.
Your smartphone is 7 times dirtier than your toilet.
Don’t try to bring me down.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 1:20 pm to Lincoln Dawson
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Fecal matter can be found on 1 out of every 6 smartphones
Fecal matter can be found on 6 out of every 6 toilets... Not sure what their point in this is. If I had to eat a sandwich that touched one or the other there is no question I am going for the sandwich that touched the phone.
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