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re: Your Help is Needed for An Old Friend of Ours ($20k Hit) - OWLFAN
Posted on 5/11/20 at 9:40 pm to BananaHammock
Posted on 5/11/20 at 9:40 pm to BananaHammock
quote:I'm sure you are
I’m sorry to hear this, butt excited to know his name is Phil.
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Posted on 5/11/20 at 9:43 pm to Lynyrd
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I, too, had mine refunded. I'll throw it back in under anonymous instead of your nutsack. I had no idea it would get kicked back. My bad. I didn't read the terms and didn't know the "rules". Did the quick donate.
Listen, this is no laughing matter. Owl would not appreciate the humor and banter. He's a very serious man.
Posted on 5/11/20 at 9:47 pm to Winston Cup
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What a guy,, at least my arteries are sending a full amount of oxygen to my brain
I can’t imagine bragging about having a fully oxygenated brain while saying the dumb shite you do. What does that say about your cognitive capacity?
Posted on 5/11/20 at 9:51 pm to GRTiger
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Listen, this is no laughing matter. Owl would not appreciate the humor and banter. He's a very serious man.
Posted on 5/11/20 at 10:08 pm to RummelTiger
No refund here but now I’m getting GFM emails addressed to Ham which is confusing.
Posted on 5/11/20 at 10:09 pm to GRTiger
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Listen, this is no laughing matter. Owl would not appreciate the humor and banter. He's a very serious man
This is awesome. He would/will approve.
Csb. On our way back from Austin for the LSU game last season, the girlfriend and I stopped at the Container Store at Post Oak and Westeimer in Houston. It's her favorite store in the world. Well Phil saw the Facebook Check-in and messaged me how much he loved that same location. He did not realize that I hate the store and only appease the gf to get laid. I jabbed him for being a big fig like the dudes in the store and tried to get him to come chug a beer in the parking lot with me.
We had a 20 minute conversation on Messenger why he was as girly as my girlfriend for liking shite like that and Crate and Barrel.
Get well, Owlie! And we hope you can read this thread soon!
This post was edited on 5/11/20 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 5/11/20 at 10:14 pm to mikelbr
quote:should have just told him the truth that you wanted to blow him, and he would have raced over
d tried to get him to come chug a beer in the parking lot with
Posted on 5/11/20 at 10:18 pm to mikelbr
When Phil dies in 50 years at the age of 122, his last words will either be a very thoughtful bit of advice for the doc, or a joke about how small the doc's dick is. Or maybe a very thoughtful bit of advice about how a tiny dick is OK.
Posted on 5/11/20 at 10:24 pm to SuperSaint
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should have just told him the truth that you wanted to blow him, and he would have raced over
The ironic truth is he was at the gym during our conversation that day. He sent me a selfie which I totally ragged him for.
And for real he doesn't drink much at all. Phil takes good care of himself.
Much better than you and me do our ragged bodies
This post was edited on 5/11/20 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 5/11/20 at 10:27 pm to BananaHammock
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Damn, I’m sorry to hear this, butt excited to know his name is Phil... is the rest of his name “A. Butt”?
Remember that time I found your entire existence by Google Earthing golf courses and houses on a fairway with windows like yours? Be respectful.
This post was edited on 5/11/20 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 5/11/20 at 10:28 pm to mikelbr
Posted on 5/11/20 at 10:37 pm to mikelbr
I was a witness.
Posted on 5/11/20 at 11:56 pm to mikelbr
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mikelbr
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Remember that time I found your entire existence by Google Earthing golf courses and houses on a fairway with windows like yours? Be respectful.
I remember when you told us that you sucked off a cock.
And it wasn’t the windows that tipped you and other jerkers in here off to my location. It was a combination of the photos of the course (sand traps in the distance) and me mentioning the location and the course manager’s name.
Not sure if I ever told you phagot phucks that the manager, Bob, called me the next day saying some dipshit here on this forum emailed him a link of the story. It took me a minute to stop laughing when he said that. The thought of a message board meat beater firing off an email like that hit me in the right spot.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 1:02 am to terd ferguson
I just moved the toes on the right foot for the first time in two weeks I thought I'd come here and tell tiger droppings because there's no one else to tell except I old man with dementia next door
Posted on 5/12/20 at 1:15 am to OWLFAN86
We are here, Owl <3 Congrats on the progress. We love you and are rooting hard.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 1:24 am to mikelbr
quote:If he doesn't, we do.
Remember that time I found your entire existence by Google Earthing golf courses and houses on a fairway with windows like yours?
Posted on 5/12/20 at 1:25 am to OWLFAN86
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I just moved the toes on the right foot for the first time in two weeks I thought I'd come here and tell tiger droppings because there's no one else to tell except I old man with dementia next door
Tell that old man some whacked out shite and hope he repeats it. Also, gratz on the toe, I guess.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 2:18 am to OWLFAN86
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This post was edited on 6/12/20 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 5/12/20 at 2:44 am to OWLFAN86
Congrats and keep up the good work!
Posted on 5/12/20 at 2:58 am to OWLFAN86
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just moved the toes on the right foot for the first time in two weeks I thought I'd come here and tell tiger droppings because there's no one else to tell except I old man with dementia next door
Get well, sir. Praying for full recovery.
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