re: Your go-to office pranks

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I laughed way too much at that ridiculously stupid post.

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I cried on number 10, my wife was staring at me like I was insane.

As promised

Why is the Zoo calling me?

You can change the monitor orientation of their computer. Set their screen upside down and the mouse goes the opposite of what they're used to. Pretty funny to watch them try to work that way.

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tiger114

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Those are awesome. Crazy but awesome.

Ole reliable whoopie cushion before a big important meeting has stood me a good stead.

Best prank I know of

Go to home depot and buy the longest heavy duty zip tie you can find. Needs to be at least 36".

Go under the prankee's vehicle and tighten the zip tie around the drive shaft and leave the excess hanging. You want the tie tight around the shaft and the more you have hanging extra the better.

When they go to drive they will hear tick, tick, tick as the end of the zip tie whips around and hits the bottom of their chassis. As they drive faster the tick speeds up, as they slow down it slows down.

I've done this to at least a dozen different people who brought their vehicle into a mechanic to find out what's wrong with it.

If you have company use vehicles do it to them. It's great when someone calls into the office asking who fricked up the truck, and you can hear the zip tie slapping as they're on the phone with you.

That's funny

Tape down the button on the phone handle carriage

the ole tape under mouse trick gets 'em every time.

Remove the casters from his office chair, take them to the shop, have flats ground on all the rollers, then re-install them on his chair.

Remove the screws holding the handles on his desk drawers, then re-install the handles with double stick tape (and no screws).