re: Your favorite sayings you've ever heard?

This thread is cornier than Oprah's shite after the 4th of July.

When you don’t know whether to shite or go blind, close one eye and fart.

Two come to mind.


If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shite and syphilis in the dictionary.


Wish in one hand and shite in the other and see which one fills up first.

Piss poor planning on your part doesn't create a problem for me

Hornier than a two-peckered billy goat

Grinning like a shite eating possum

I'm too cool of a cat to get fricked by a kitten

All women are counts, except for my mom, but thats what my daddy called her

always fill up the day before and always poop on company time

Let's piss on the fire and call it a coon hunt.

You'd rather sandpaper a bobcats arse in a phone booth than frick with me.

"Is a pig's arse pork?"

If my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.

Wouldnt hit OP with a wet chain if he was on fire.

She knows a dick ain’t square

All hat no cattle

Can’t turn a whore into a housewife

That boy is as useless as a white crayon.