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re: Your favorite sayings you've ever heard?
Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:29 am to SlapahoeTribe
Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:29 am to SlapahoeTribe
Never pass up Fa sho p***y Fa mo p***y, cuz in the end you guna end up with no p***y. Wise words.
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Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:39 am to zippyputt
quote:
"Everyone has a plan, till they get punched in the face" Mike Tyson
Matt Baranski (one of Tyson's first trainers) said it long before Tyson. And Baranski picked it up from one of his fighters in the late 1960's.
Still a great quote regardless of the origin.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:49 am to zippyputt
Posted on 11/20/18 at 2:04 am to Reda LSU
Most people’s docks will rot, waiting for their ship to come in.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 2:55 am to Reda LSU
That dog won't hunt....
I hear you knocking but you can't come in.
Two saying my first boss used when he thought people were lying to him.
I hear you knocking but you can't come in.
Two saying my first boss used when he thought people were lying to him.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 3:53 am to Reda LSU
"No risk it, no biscuit"
Posted on 11/20/18 at 4:05 am to Reda LSU
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Procrastination on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
A man is a man all of his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -Al Bundy-
You may lose money chasin pu$$y, but youll never lose pu$$y chasin money.
Procrastination on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
A man is a man all of his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -Al Bundy-
You may lose money chasin pu$$y, but youll never lose pu$$y chasin money.
This post was edited on 11/20/18 at 4:07 am
Posted on 11/20/18 at 5:34 am to Reda LSU
"Its a shame that youth is wasted on the young"
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:04 am to Reda LSU
When someone asks why you don't have a GF....
"Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?"
"Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?"
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:17 am to cypresstiger
It means that big events depend on relatively small points of motion.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:30 am to Rouge
quote:
Lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
That's an important lesson in life.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 8:42 am to Reda LSU
"You'd rather jerkoff a bobcat with a handful of treble hooks than f*ck with me"
Posted on 11/20/18 at 9:43 am to Reda LSU
Does the pope shite in the woods.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:29 am to GRIZZ
quote:
If it's got tires or tits you're gonna have trouble with it.
Truth
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:52 am to High C
Harder than woodpecker lips
Posted on 11/20/18 at 10:55 am to Reda LSU
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When I joined my frat, first thing I was taught was "Raw dog is the law, dog"
Can't believe you had the guts to share this!
Posted on 11/20/18 at 11:10 am to Revelator
You look like 7 miles of bad road.
A pussy hair will pull an ox cart.
A pussy hair will pull an ox cart.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 11:41 am to Bacciagaloop
I was working down in S Louisiana years ago and this young black guy working for me mentioned that he couldn't swim. A guy with a really heavy Cajun accent says, "Dis one time a judge tole my daddy he cain't drive no mo'. Did a judge tell you you cain't swim no mo'?"
Posted on 11/20/18 at 1:25 pm to shinerfan
Tool pusher was chewing us out and this one dude was looking away. Guy goes crazy and grabs him by the collar and says.. "Quit staring off in space like a dog f'ing, Look at me when I'm talking" Still think that one was funny.
Posted on 11/20/18 at 2:05 pm to 88Wildcat
Anthony Bourdain once said while describing the shaving of a hog at a couchon du lait......he shaves it until it's "as smooth and clean as a pole dancer's taint". 
David Feherty was describing how much Vijay Singh practices, and said, "he's hit more balls than Elton John's chin".
David Feherty was describing how much Vijay Singh practices, and said, "he's hit more balls than Elton John's chin".
This post was edited on 11/20/18 at 2:14 pm
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