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re: Your favorite sayings you've ever heard?

Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:49 pm to
Posted by 88Wildcat
Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
16485 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:49 pm to
My truck is running like a pig on stilts.

Uglier than a can of smashed frogs.

Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.

He needs to be the guest of honor at a napalm strike.
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7004 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:53 pm to
"I feel like I've been spit at and missed and shite at and hit.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:55 pm to
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his arse hoppin'

Nathan Arizona, Sr.
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 7:05 pm to
frick a duck,
Screw a guinea,
Jew poontang,
Good as any.
Posted by Sweep Da Leg
Member since Sep 2013
2215 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 7:05 pm to
Good things come to those who wait, but are usually leftovers from those that hustle
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13411 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 7:07 pm to
Large doors swing on small hinges.
—what does that mean?
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9362 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 7:32 pm to
If you’re broken it’s because you’re brittle.
If you’re gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.
A faint heart never won a fair lass.
Those from Dad—Grandfather had some dandies but they’d bring on the banhammer.
Posted by PawnMaster
Down Yonder
Member since Nov 2014
1653 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 7:40 pm to
“I’m hungrier than a bitch wolf with 9, six week old puppies”

“I’ll slap the taste out your mouth”

“Gotta shite like a tied coon”

“Bout to cut up like a new pair of scissors”

And my favorite/truest:
“Money talks and bullshite walks”
Posted by Skunk
Lurking since August 2009
Member since Jan 2018
296 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 7:51 pm to
You're my favorite turd, I wouldn't shite you.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19260 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 7:53 pm to
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
6279 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 7:55 pm to
There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19260 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 8:01 pm to


Now that's an attention getter !


Posted by jerseyfla
Hudson, FL
Member since Mar 2012
553 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 8:32 pm to
Common sense ain’t worth more than a dollar.

It’s not a suggestion, it’s mandatory!
Posted by lsuoldft
Perdido Key, FL
Member since Jul 2014
273 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 8:36 pm to
I keep my weight up so when I get with a new woman she knows I am on her. May not know I am in her but she knows I am on her

That boy could not get laid in a whore house with a fist full of hundred dollar bills
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 8:40 pm to
I had a buddy who came into work super hungover one morning. I asked how he felt, he said "like i was eaten by a wolf and shite off a cliff" lol
Posted by Belly
Member since Dec 2016
245 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 8:48 pm to
"She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."

"Don't let him shite on your head, open your mouth."
Posted by JohnnyT
Central Texas
Member since Feb 2005
1841 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 8:53 pm to
“colder than a well digger’s arse”
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 8:53 pm to
"That girl could pull her panties down to her ankles and still have pussy in them"
Posted by Cali-to-Death Valley
SF Bay Area
Member since Dec 2004
785 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 8:56 pm to
Not my favorite but one that has stuck in my mind for the past 44 years. Our high school defensive line coach would always say when referring to a fast or hard to tackle player on the opposing team "That boy is slicker than skinned back goat dick". To this day I have no clue what it had to do with football. It's just stuck with me.
Posted by Kige Ramsey
1996,1998,2012.
Member since Jul 2007
44438 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 9:00 pm to
Poker in the front liquor in the rear
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