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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:10 pm
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:10 pm
Watching a really old training video from the mid to early 80's (had VHS converted to DVD, hence the tracking lines) and just heard this gem:




Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:12 pm to
Oh wow yeah that's hysterical!!!!!! Great find OP!!!!
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:12 pm to
Whenever my wife says she's hungry or tired or whatever, I say "hi hungry, my name is ____, nice to meet you."

My dad is the king of dad jokes and I've become him.
This post was edited on 11/13/17 at 2:19 pm
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:13 pm to
look at you
Posted by lnomm34
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

I say "my name is ____, nice to meet you."


You say your name is what?
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:13 pm to
I don't get it
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Oh wow yeah that's hysterical!!!!!! Great find OP!!!!


i'm going to wake up in my sleep laughing my arse off when i figure it out.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:14 pm to
quote:


You say your name is what?

slim shady
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:15 pm to
Well I say my name, not blank.
Posted by Bluefin
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:15 pm to
"I always thought you were going to turn out gay. Everyone did."

My dad is a real jokester.
Posted by BigPerm30
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:15 pm to
I just like to laugh at the white dads on commercials doing zany things.
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:16 pm to
You left off the preface "Hi tired, my name is TH03..."
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:16 pm to
your name is "not blank"?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:17 pm to
Oh I thought that was a given that I say "hi tired/hungry/bored/etc"
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:17 pm to
Yeah the doctor told my parents they couldn't leave the name line on the birth certificate blank.
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:17 pm to
Yeah, but everyone likes to play stupid in order to come across as above it all.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:18 pm to
for what purpose were you watching a
quote:

really old training video from the mid to early 80's
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:18 pm to
You're supposed to say " Hi Hungry/Tired/Whatever, my name is TH03, nice to meet you"

Can't leave that part out

ETA: sicboy is quicker on the draw
This post was edited on 11/13/17 at 1:21 pm
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:19 pm to
Correct. I always say the first part as well.
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 1:19 pm to
Waiting to go to a training class in February, and the guy I'm training under found these old tapes, "they are a little outdated but it will give you a foundation".
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