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sicboy
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Your favorite dad jokes
Watching a really old training video from the mid to early 80's (had VHS converted to DVD, hence the tracking lines) and just heard this gem:


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GeorgeTheGreek
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
Oh wow yeah that's hysterical!!!!!! Great find OP!!!!


TH03
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
Whenever my wife says she's hungry or tired or whatever, I say "hi hungry, my name is ____, nice to meet you."

My dad is the king of dad jokes and I've become him.
This post was edited on 11/13 at 2:19 pm


sicboy
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
look at you


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lnomm34
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
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I say "my name is ____, nice to meet you."


You say your name is what?


el Gaucho
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
I don't get it


Chad504boy
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
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Oh wow yeah that's hysterical!!!!!! Great find OP!!!!


i'm going to wake up in my sleep laughing my arse off when i figure it out.


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upgrayedd
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
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You say your name is what?

slim shady


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TH03
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
Well I say my name, not blank.


Bluefin
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"I always thought you were going to turn out gay. Everyone did."

My dad is a real jokester.


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BigPerm30
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
I just like to laugh at the white dads on commercials doing zany things.


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sicboy
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
You left off the preface "Hi tired, my name is TH03..."


Winston Cup
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
your name is "not blank"?


TH03
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
Oh I thought that was a given that I say "hi tired/hungry/bored/etc"


TH03
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Yeah the doctor told my parents they couldn't leave the name line on the birth certificate blank.


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sicboy
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
Yeah, but everyone likes to play stupid in order to come across as above it all.


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Winston Cup
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
for what purpose were you watching a
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really old training video from the mid to early 80's


Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
You're supposed to say " Hi Hungry/Tired/Whatever, my name is TH03, nice to meet you"

Can't leave that part out

ETA: sicboy is quicker on the draw
This post was edited on 11/13 at 1:21 pm


TH03
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
Correct. I always say the first part as well.


sicboy
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re: Your favorite dad jokes
Waiting to go to a training class in February, and the guy I'm training under found these old tapes, "they are a little outdated but it will give you a foundation".


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