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re: Your 9 year old son steals money out of your wallet

Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:06 am to
Posted by nolaks
Member since Dec 2013
1137 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:06 am to
drop him off in the worst neighborhood you can with a shirt that says I have my dad's $100 I stole from him
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6753 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:09 am to
Get the $ back either through work or pay and punish that kid.

Then punish the other one for tattling.
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:10 am to
Pay him minimum wage and work him in the yard until he "makes" $100.

Then take it from him and put it in the bank.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79323 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:12 am to
My dad probably would have cancelled any plans we had and made the family eat ramen for a week to reinforce what happens when you steal something someone else earned

Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58385 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Let him keep the 100, then work him like a dog for a month straight.


I forgot to add. At the end, take the 100 back.

That way he understands that theft suck


I really like this idea.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7667 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:15 am to
Spank him... it's not the first time he's done it, it's the first time he's been caught!
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14034 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:15 am to
Repetitive high velocity application of leather belt to arse cheeks.

Either this^ or watch him in a "shark life" youtube vid in 14 yrs.
This post was edited on 11/3/20 at 10:16 am
Posted by Freezus22
Da Boot
Member since Aug 2016
1609 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:20 am to
quote:

taking away how electronics for two weeks

Should have been 3.50 weeks. Would have really showed his thieving arse you meant business.
Posted by oldcharlie8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
7808 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:20 am to
it really depends. if you want your son to grow up as a soft child who needs protection from everything.......scold him.

if you want him to grow up like a man, whip his little arse accordingly.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:20 am to
Spank that little shite til your hand turns numb.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39062 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:21 am to
Sit the whole family down and bring up the fact that $100 is missing from your wallet. Ask them to individually talk to you about it in another room. Take him in the room last and just see what he says. If he starts lying then you must spank him right then and there. If he starts crying and fesses up you have a heart to heart with him. Tell him you love him and that our actions define who we are. Ask him how he’s going to make it up to you and your family...and where’s the money?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12638 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:23 am to
quote:

Let him keep the 100, then work him like a dog for a month straight.


I forgot to add. At the end, take the 100 back.


That's a good idea. Teach him about working, not stealing and taxation.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:23 am to
Quit carrying cash lol
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36103 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:24 am to
Do what Andy Taylor would do.

Suppertime, everybody gets a slice of bread and a glass of water. When the kids ask why, you tell them that you lost the $100 that was going to pay for the week's groceries.

When you get up from the table, wince in pain and tell the kids that you've had to get up early each day to get to put in extra hours to make up for the $100 loss.

When the kids ask where the dog is, you tell them that you didn't think a family as financially irresponsible as yours can be trusted to take care of a dog, and you gave it away.
This post was edited on 11/3/20 at 11:00 am
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5571 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:25 am to
If I EVER touched my Dad's wallet, I got that arse beat. Same with Mom's purse.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23074 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:25 am to
Junior Soprano would never forget

YT: A word to the Wise
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:34 am to
quote:

What do you do?

Knock that little bastard into the middle of next year. Thieves are vile human beings. You make that little shite wish he had to deal with the kind compassion of Hammurabi instead of your wrath.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:42 am to
Drew Brees will wear your son's name on his helmet.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15366 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:57 am to
I'm gonna put my child to work. Clean his room, my room, the basement, the garage, yardwork, sweep the driveway, wash the car, wash the neighbors car, etc.

Basically up until I feel like he has done enough work to pay off $100. If I mark the work at minimum wage, $7.25, hes gonna have to work about 12 hours just to pay off the 100 he stole. And hell, that doesn't even include Uncle Sam's cut, so in reality he gotta work even more than that.

I bet he'll learn the value of a dollar then.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42337 posts
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:57 am to
quote:

Man, I am this close to spanking his arse



You should.

When I was a kid - the ‘criminal’ and the tattle tale both got spanked. Then the ‘criminal’ got punished too.

I do the same with my kids. Luckily my husband approves of spanking as well ( ) Unfortunately my kids are brutally honest at times - but at least they’re honest

Why does your 9 year old need/want $100 in the first place?
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