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You West TX folks be careful out there & watch for acid squirting land lobsters from Hell
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:08 pm
News 4 San Antonio
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Summer rains bring 'acid-squirting land lobster from hell' at Big Bend
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We bet ‘acid spraying Vinegaroons’ weren’t on your bingo card for 2021.
Big Bend National Park shared on their Facebook page earlier this week the news of how these acid spraying arachnids are being brought out of their burrows by summer rains and are in “search of food and love.”
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They can pinch with their heavy mouth parts, also known as pedipalps, and can shoot a spray of 85% acetic acid (vinegar) from the base of their "whip" to protect themselves, the park says in their post.
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Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:09 pm to LegendInMyMind
Thats from all the poop in the water.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:09 pm to LegendInMyMind
I bet its good eatin'.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:10 pm to LegendInMyMind
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brought out of their burrows by summer rains and are in “search of food and love.”
Sounds like LSUCoyote.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:10 pm to Master of Sinanju
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I bet its good eatin'.
Better soak em twice, though.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:11 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:12 pm to LegendInMyMind
This is what happens when you don’t listen to Charles Barkley about the big girls in San Antonio.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:13 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:13 pm to LegendInMyMind
first you make a roux
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:15 pm to LegendInMyMind
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They can pinch with their heavy mouth parts, also known as pedipalps, and can shoot a spray of 85% acetic acid (vinegar) from the base of their "whip"
thats how glenn frey died
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:18 pm to LegendInMyMind
A box of salt will purge it right out of them, baw.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:20 pm to cgrand
Where can I buy a sack?
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:21 pm to LegendInMyMind
This sounds way worse than delta variant.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:22 pm to LegendInMyMind
The Brown Breasted Bed Thrashers are bad in that area too.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:24 pm to Gifman
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This sounds way worse than delta variant.
I hope it doesn't move East and cross with the Monkey Pox.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:26 pm to LegendInMyMind
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:26 pm to RaginCajunz
My condolences on the fingers you lost.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:29 pm to LegendInMyMind
I was staying out in Big Bend a few years ago and had one of these bad boys show up at about 8PM when I was cooking steaks on the patio. Girlfriend started screaming and crying for me to smash it. Took about 3 good stomps to send that little dude back to hell where he came from
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:50 pm to LegendInMyMind
cook some rice
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:54 pm to LegendInMyMind
Awwww, look. Its mouthparts make a little heart.
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