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re: You left the toilet seat up

Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:34 am to
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
24763 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:34 am to
And that bitch left the toilet seat down for me so she can frick off
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
2065 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 9:15 am to
quote:

the seat AND lid will be lowered

This is the correct way.
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
4633 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 9:32 am to
As a man that pays for her cellphone and mine, I too want it down.
I haven’t dropped mine in yet but she has a couple of times.
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
21302 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 9:38 am to
Bitch, you left it down. Works both ways.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
2941 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 9:43 am to
You don't think it be that way but it be.

Women start by leaving a toothbrush for when they stay over and it always ends with that kind of scene.

Master bath with double vanities and two closets is the only solution and even then you will need to defend what's left of your space.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30006 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 9:57 am to
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Pro tip. Master bathroom have two of everything except the shower. Also put in an actual vanity away from all of that.


We had to go even farther when we built our current house. There are two complete bathrooms off the master and each has its own separate closet. There is a large shower in between but even it has separate plumbing on each end when we both need to take a shower at the same time for the sole purpose of getting clean. Each has a toilet, bidet, vanity and storage so we never have to go into the other side, my wife's side has a tub but I never use it. It is one fo the things that makes life so much more pleasant on a day to day basis.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8102 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 9:59 am to
That meme makes me feel lonely.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72685 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 10:05 am to
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Just gotta get a soft close seat
Aka “the autopilot turlet seat”.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59340 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 10:11 am to
quote:

You left the toilet seat up


I always counter with, “You left the toilet seat down.”

Stupidest piece of female entitlement I can think of.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1787 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 10:34 am to
two separate vanities. in separate rooms. hers, outside the wet room. the other is in the wet room.
does make up, watches TV etc in the "hers" area. brushes teeth, dries hair in the other.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58174 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 10:38 am to
Funny - I don’t leave the sink like that, and the husband doesn’t leave the seat up

wow
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
116798 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 10:39 am to
That’s not going to cause you to sit in water in the dark in the middle of the night
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148057 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 10:42 am to
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Posted by Carolhdg
St George, LA
Member since Nov 2022
292 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 11:14 am to
We both keep the seat and lid down because we don't like paws on the seat.

Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

the seat AND lid will be lowered


that is how it should be.


When you sit on that cold lid in the dark bathroom in the middle of the night, I'm gonna love hearing you squeal.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7588 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 1:57 pm to
When I was in the army I shared an office with 4 other officers. No one complained about the toilet seat because we hung it on a nail on the wall. If you needed to take a dump you took the seat off the nail and put it on the terlit. After you completed your business you had to hang back on the nail .
Problem solved.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129034 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Pro tip. Master bathroom have two of everything except the shower. Also put in an actual vanity away from all of that.


This. We even have 2 toilets.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 2:30 pm to
We have our own bathrooms.

Problem solved
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26075 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 3:39 pm to
And the toilet paper argument. Should it be loaded over the front or around the back of the hanger.

Do we sleep on the right side of the bed or left.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82658 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 3:52 pm to
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We have two sinks but even then my wife stills puts her stuff on my sink from time to time and has the nerve to get pissed when I put the stuff back on her sink.



Do y'all not have cabinets?
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