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Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:10 am to Bubb
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You can appreciate a good porch.
X1000 with a swing
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:19 am to Alyosha
Figuring out how to complete a task by “working smart, not hard” and after you figure out how to do something more easily, you wonder “why TF you didn’t do it this way for the previous 50 years?
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:26 am to Boudreauboudreaugoly
Bruce Willis was 32 when he was in Die Hard.
That one hit me like a ton of bricks years ago when I realized that. I'll be 45 later this year, and it still feels like he's older than me in that movie.
That one hit me like a ton of bricks years ago when I realized that. I'll be 45 later this year, and it still feels like he's older than me in that movie.
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:28 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
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You wake up to pee
Every fricking night
I have a variation on this. I actually plan my entire night around not drinking too many fluids so I don't HAVE to get up and pee. I literally have a cutoff time where I say to myself, "no more water for you"
My 20 year old self is laughing his arse off at me now...
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:32 am to BHM
How do you know when you’re halfway? The woman in your fantasy has her bra off? Can you resume later or do you have to start over?
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:36 am to papasmurf1269
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You know when you say “I’m too old for this“ when all you’re doing is bending over to put your tennis shoes on
Or when you see your FIL putting on velcro strap shoes and think, " I need those.'
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:09 am to El Segundo Guy
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When fishing in the morning and smoking a j in the afternoon is the totality of your day's plans, you're doing something right.
shite that was me during college and was out for summer.
That's not getting old. That's a great fricking day for anyone.
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:13 am to Alyosha
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You know you’re old when…
Cleaning the garage is a relaxing experience.
i have become my father.
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:24 am to Darth_Vader
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Or when you realize there’s players in the NFL the same age as one of your kids.
A “kid” who went to high school with my niece (same class) just had his fifth year option picked up and signed a four year extension.
I can’t stop seeing this dude as a kid
This post was edited on 5/16/24 at 8:30 am
Posted on 10/6/24 at 4:20 pm to MorbidTheClown
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Cleaning the garage is a relaxing experience.
Did this yesterday. No one told me to do it. Just felt compelled and satisfied.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 5:06 pm to Alyosha
When everything that was once flexible is now stiff and everything that was once stiff now….. not so much
Posted on 10/6/24 at 5:32 pm to Alyosha
Lol I can't make through a movie without pee break
Posted on 10/6/24 at 5:36 pm to thelawnwranglers
Facebook doesn't mean one damn thing
Posted on 10/6/24 at 6:04 pm to Alyosha
When you get together with friends all you talk about is what hurts, what meds you on and what doctor you are seeing.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 6:29 pm to Tiger Ugly
Got THE call yesterday. My Daughter
"You are officially an old man now. Your favorite, Dakota, had her baby this morning. Welcome Great Grand Daddy .....Aurora is looking forward to see you.
"You are officially an old man now. Your favorite, Dakota, had her baby this morning. Welcome Great Grand Daddy .....Aurora is looking forward to see you.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 7:15 pm to Alyosha
Going out to eat and barely making it home before you shite your brains out. This just happened to me.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 7:39 pm to Traveler
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When 40 year old women are more appealing than 20 year olds.
And probably no ugly, trashy tats, or weird piercings.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 7:43 pm to UtDawg
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You’re excited about a boring weekend
I idea of a perfect weekend is having absolutely nothing I need to do or anywhere I have to go, even better if it rains all weekend.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 7:47 pm to fallguy_1978
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This right here. When your children are adults you tend to look at the 20 year old crowd in a different manner. Sure, there are some good looking young girls, but the 40 something women are much more appealing than those that could be your children.
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Agreed. It's a little creepy when you realize you have a daughter that age.
Man, I never felt that way. Women can look fantastic when they are 20. I'm not going to act on it, so what the hell does my daughter being the same age have to do with it?
Just enjoy the view. There's a reason that (most) men are attracted to the female form. Why fight it? Sure, a certain amount of discretion is required, don't be an arse.
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