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re: You know you’re old when…
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:09 am to WB Davis
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:09 am to WB Davis
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You own so many old tools and bits of hardware that you forget, and buy duplicates.
Do you ever go through your tools and try to remember what each of them does or is made for? At some point you needed it and bought it but now you don’t even know what it’s for.
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Posted on 5/28/23 at 9:41 am to Professor Terguson
It’s takes an hour for your back to loosen up after sitting in an unfamiliar chair for 5 min. 
Posted on 5/28/23 at 9:56 am to MattA
You hear your fav group from your 20s on the oldies station.
You tell a coworker the yr you were born and they look at you like youre on borrowed time.
You pull a muscle sneezing
You have to plan sex with the wife so it doesnt disrupt your bedtime
You get friend recommendations on FB and wonder who the hell are all of these old ppl and it hits you that you went to school together.
You tell a coworker the yr you were born and they look at you like youre on borrowed time.
You pull a muscle sneezing
You have to plan sex with the wife so it doesnt disrupt your bedtime
You get friend recommendations on FB and wonder who the hell are all of these old ppl and it hits you that you went to school together.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 10:52 am to Alyosha
Eagle 98.1 is pumping out the fricking jams now in Greater Baton Rouge.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 10:54 am to One72
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Eagle 98.1 is pumping out the fricking jams now in Greater Baton Rouge.
Yep. The first time I heard Guns 'N Roses on the classic rock station was a little depressing
This post was edited on 5/28/23 at 10:55 am
Posted on 5/28/23 at 11:45 am to AutoYes_Clown
Not long ago, I reached a rake way under a shrub one handed. Pulled something in my back, and damn near had to crawl back into the house.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:08 pm to BHM
quote:
Halfway thru masturbating you just quit.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:12 pm to Alyosha
When you sit down in a bathtub and your balls float instead of sinking.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:36 pm to Alyosha
Filling out online forms, it takes annoyingly long to scroll down to the year you were born.
Posted on 5/29/23 at 11:30 am to Alyosha
When the music you listened to in high school starts playing on the classic rock station
Posted on 5/30/23 at 7:20 pm to Traveler
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When 40 year old women are more appealing than 20 year olds.
And probably have more talent.
Posted on 5/30/23 at 7:28 pm to Alyosha
quote:Damn. You really nailed it.
You go to a movie, and you want to take a nap.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:50 pm to alajones
“Alone” survival reality series is your favorite show.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:53 pm to Alyosha
When I realized I'd rather sit on my porch and drink coffee and smoke a little j instead of doing PT every morning before sunrise like I did for 25+ years.
This post was edited on 3/17/24 at 4:53 pm
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:55 pm to Alyosha
Your wife says “I know it has been a while since we……” and you ain’t even mad because you haven’t missed any sleep…..
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:14 pm to Alyosha
When you feel you look good for your age at 55 and some pimply faced store cashier makes sure to tell you you're qualified for the Senior's Discount.
Your idea of a good time at the bar is you get there for Happy Hour, have a few drinks and then head out to be home by 7 to eat and relax in the recliner.
You wake up at least twice a night to pee.
Your aches and pains have aches and pains.
You look in the mirror and the first thought you have is "Dad"?
Your idea of a good time at the bar is you get there for Happy Hour, have a few drinks and then head out to be home by 7 to eat and relax in the recliner.
You wake up at least twice a night to pee.
Your aches and pains have aches and pains.
You look in the mirror and the first thought you have is "Dad"?
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:15 pm to Alyosha
I fell asleep in a chair on the balcony of the Varsity in the middle of a concert. Those 5 am wake ups during the week do not help with staying power on the weekends.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:29 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
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You wake up to pee Every fricking night
….at 8, 9, 10 and midnight.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:34 pm to Alyosha
Late to the party but, you get excited about weed killer instead of killer weed.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:39 pm to Alyosha
You look in your pants and it looks like a grub worm wearing a turtle neck!
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