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Posted on 10/6/24 at 8:27 pm to Alyosha
when you forget to zip back up
and you're REALLY old when you forget to zip down
and you're REALLY old when you forget to zip down
Posted on 10/6/24 at 8:46 pm to Alyosha
When my dick would no longer look straight up at me.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 10:02 pm to Alyosha
When someone comments on a post that was posted 17 months ago. …
…
And when someone reads it all the way to the end.
Damn I’m old.
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And when someone reads it all the way to the end.
Damn I’m old.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 10:28 pm to Alyosha
When you put on a pair of New Balance sneakers and from that point forward, you never wear another brand. And you have three stages of worn NB sneakers that have three very specific uses.
Lawn care
Running errands
Wearing out with your “good” jeans.
Lawn care
Running errands
Wearing out with your “good” jeans.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 10:30 pm to Alyosha
No you know you are old when u intentionally go to an action movie with kids to take a nap and fall asleep twenty minutes in
Posted on 10/6/24 at 11:59 pm to Alyosha
When the black lights at a rave mess with my cataracts. Can't see anything.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 1:41 am to G Love
I stumbled on this late. I just read some and couldn’t help smiling and laughing.
I’m 60 and my gf is 40. I didn’t read some of them to her so as not to have her dip out while I was sleeping or something. I need all the help I can get in the coming years.
I’m 60 and my gf is 40. I didn’t read some of them to her so as not to have her dip out while I was sleeping or something. I need all the help I can get in the coming years.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:41 am to Bubb
When you become a nazi about turning the light off in an empty room….i do this at other people homes as well. If I notice a light has been left on in an empty room I’ll turn it off. 
This post was edited on 10/7/24 at 5:42 am
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:48 am to Alyosha
quote:
You go to a movie, and you want to take a nap.
You go to a movie and you DO take a nap. That's where I'm at.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 6:56 am to Alyosha
You are on a first name basis with the people at the pharmacy
Posted on 10/7/24 at 7:28 am to wartiger2004
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You pull a muscle in your back sitting on the can
Try, pulling a muscle in you back trying to reach the TP on tank lid behind you.
Also, when the doctor tells you you are now “of the age” to require prostate exams, colonoscopies, and a stress test
When you turn to 98.1 and hear 90s alternative and it takes you back to college days and then you realize that was 30+ years ago…
When you go to tiger stadium and you remember when there was only the west Upper deck, and there have been 3 major construction projects since you were in college
When a good weekend is when you wake up at 5:00 (same time you get up for work) and you get to sit and drink coffee in peace on the couch in the dark while the rest of the house is asleep….
Posted on 10/7/24 at 7:36 am to tigeraddict
quote:
You know you’re old when…
When you realize Bruce Willis was 32 in the first Die Hard.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:28 am to CocomoLSU
You see an attractive college girl and wonder what her mama look like.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:44 am to BHM
quote:Please God, hopefully I never see this day
Halfway thru masturbating you just quit.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:43 am to castorinho
When you realize just how many noises you make getting up out of bed in the morning.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:46 am to Alyosha
my wife asked if i wanted to have sex but i was halfway through the crossword puzzle and had to think about it for a second. 
i chose wisely but sad i was so comfortable w/ my beer and crossword i didn't want to get up.
i chose wisely but sad i was so comfortable w/ my beer and crossword i didn't want to get up.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:47 am to Hogbit
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When my dick would no longer look straight up at me.
Becoming less sexual isnt a bad thing. Chasing women occupied most of my time once, Its kind of liberating not having to think about sex 247. I made a choice after getting remarried, I didnt have a great track record of fidelity.
I programmed myself to not be reactive.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:52 am to RogerTheShrubber
I had this conversation with a buddy the other day. We talked about playing high school football and basketball. I said, "man, you know we used to get injured by a 300 pound guy landing on my ankle wrong, or doing something stupid like jumping off a cliff in to water that we didn't know the depth of. Now, I get injured standing up to fast."
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:56 am to saintkenn
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. I said, "man, you know we used to get injured by a 300 pound guy landing on my ankle wrong, or doing something stupid like jumping off a cliff in to water that we didn't know the depth of. Now, I get injured standing up to fast."
Yep. In my 20s I was a major risk taker. Adrenaline junkie, but it takes a lot less to injure me today, So I dont take the risks I used to.
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