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re: You have to give up one of the following for the rest of your life...

Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:58 pm to
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36378 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:58 pm to
I bring the boom
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35462 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

All women do it....whether they will admit it or not....but they do.


But....being a non troll looking female....makes having sex instead whenever you want easier than for a man.




My wife don't. She doesn't have sex either. At least not that I know about
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58390 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:59 pm to
Or not a troll looking brawd.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:00 pm to
Toll looking and fat broads can get laid 7 nights a week if they want.

Troll looking fat broads can as well.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29285 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:02 pm to
Dear lord that looks amazing
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58390 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:03 pm to
True.
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1970 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

If you give up cheese you are either a sex addict or really lactose intolerant
I can only confirm that I am not lactose intolerant.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Think how sad and lonely life at 80 will be...........without cheese


When I get really old and the doctor says "no more cheese" - Can I take care of my own business again?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35462 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:16 pm to
You won't remember where it is by then
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:19 pm to
I may find it accidentally.
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:22 pm to
Cheese, I was vegan for almost two years in high school. It really isn't as hard as you would think.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36378 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:27 pm to
frick off, "GranolaCityDevil"
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:28 pm to


Hey m8
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89633 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

Masturbation.

I can replace that. Can't replace cheese.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89633 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

My wife don't.


I have bad news for you brother.

quote:

She doesn't have sex either.


I have a couple of pieces of bad news...

quote:

At least not that I know about


Okay, I have a shite ton of bad news for you, brother. You might want to sit down or take a knee...
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:40 pm to
Masturbation. Not even a contest.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35462 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:50 pm to
I crank it to cheese, so having to decide is my worst fear
Posted by Jawja_Joe
Member since Sep 2014
1386 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:51 pm to
Haven't jerked in 2015, it was my new years resolution, and I feel great!
This post was edited on 3/10/15 at 7:52 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71443 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 7:52 pm to
I can lower my standards for getting married. I can't replace cheese.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36378 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 8:02 pm to
Well yeah... Women can find alternatives to dialing the pink telephone MUCH easier.
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