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Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:48 pm to
As long as I'm aging gracefully - Cheese is on the menu.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:48 pm to
Masturbation because my girlfriend doesn't know how to make cheese.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36378 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:48 pm to
Ok then... Just no flicking the bean.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129045 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:49 pm to
Think how sad and lonely life at 80 will be...........without cheese
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58390 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

But....being a non troll looking female....makes having sex instead whenever you want easier than for a man.


Well no kidding. I guess I should've specified.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116176 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

Now I want a grilled cheese sandwich on sourdough bread with bacon


One of my favorites!!!!
Posted by chilge1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
12137 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

Now I want a grilled cheese sandwich on sourdough bread with bacon


I find this statement oddly arousing.

Glad the choice isn't sex or bacon.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129045 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:51 pm to
I'm trying to be good this week....so no posting cheese porn
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:51 pm to
Something better than masturbation can be used to replace it. There's no substitute for cheese.

So, masturbation.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:51 pm to
Can't give up cheese because this place just opened in NOLA.
Posted by barry
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
50369 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:51 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:52 pm to
quote:


Glad the choice isn't sex or bacon.

Give up bacon, no questions asked

I'd give up bacon over masturbation, but not cheese

Cheese >>>> Bacon
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1970 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:53 pm to
At first I was all in for giving up cheese, then
quote:

I mean....no grilled cheese, no nachos, no fondue, no cheeseburgers, no cheese crisps, no cheese on chili, no cheese on a sandwich????
damn it man if I can't masturbate and then enjoy some cheese nachos then what good is jerking off anyway!?
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40260 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:53 pm to
Masturbation. I fricking love cheese.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129045 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:54 pm to
If you give up cheese you are either a sex addict or really lactose intolerant
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29285 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:54 pm to
Masterbating no question. I got a woman to get my rocks off. No way to replace cheese
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36378 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:55 pm to
This is news to me.

Posted by BlueTide
kentucky
Member since Jan 2013
109 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Masturbation or Cheese (all forms)


damn, usually on choice threads I can easily come up with one or the other,


this one is really tough

I keep thinking I will grow out of masturbation, but.......

and I love me some cheese
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36378 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:56 pm to
Samesies.

I'm indifferent to bacon. I can take it or leave it

Eta: but that's a whole different thread
This post was edited on 3/10/15 at 6:58 pm
Posted by hoopsgalore
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2013
8654 posts
Posted on 3/10/15 at 6:57 pm to
Cheese and masturbation being hotly debated...
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