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re: You are offered the chance to have a billion dollars, but with a catch

Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:42 am to
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:42 am to
How close are bunkie and marksville to Alec ?

Eta you know what, frick it, they can have Alexandria, the poor sacks
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 11:43 am
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:42 am to
The easy way out is to take the money and have some ex special ops guy knock off the dude who made the restriction.

Unless it's a wizard or something.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96259 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:43 am to
quote:

It's the city or town you live in.


I get it.

quote:

If you live in a place like denham springs that's close enough to Baton Rouge then sure I'll throw in the Red Stick with offer.


Okay - it is until it isn't.

My way is more reasonable. Hour on the train or hour in the car.

Fair enough?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96259 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:43 am to
quote:

How close are bunkie and marksville to Alec ?


Half hour, tops.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
41915 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:46 am to
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My way is more reasonable. Hour on the train or hour in the car.



Meh, an hour on the train in NE can get you to a few major world cities.

An hour on the train in certain parts of Europe can take you to different countries
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:48 am to
Each will be on a case by case basis. Your post gets confusing-where in town is the train station, how fast are you driving, etc

It really depends on where you consider yourself a resident of and if you are close enough to a metropolis to be considered a suburb.

I live 90 minutes from a big city but where I live is not affiliated with the city whatsoever.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96259 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:49 am to
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Meh, an hour on the train in NE can get you to a few major world cities.


I'm just trying to nail it down to a reasonable standard. He said "if you commute" - so if I lived in Connecticut and commuted to the city, I'm an hour on the train.

If I live in Lafayette and commute to Baton Rouge - that's an hour in the car.

Hell, make it a half an hour, but then it gets artificial as most people in the NE commute for more than 30 minutes - an hour would catch fully 75 percent of folks in those situations.

And, in L.A., an hour in the car might not be enough - so, it all may be artificial at the end of the day.
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 11:50 am
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32890 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:52 am to
Absolutely
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:53 am to
I think metro area is reasonable for cities, and if you live in a town that's in BFE, well that's what you have to deal with to get the billion.

It can take well over an hour by car to get from one side of houston to the other, but it's still all houston.

It takes less than that to get from Laffy to BR, but Laffy is a completely and separate town/city from BR.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96259 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 11:54 am to
quote:

Your post gets confusing-where in town is the train station, how fast are you driving, etc


Once we break the strict definition of "town" (and what if the person is really rural - do we make it County or Parish?) - I was just suggesting something like parameters. Isn't most of New Jersey considered suburb of either NYC or Philly?

Isn't most of Connecticut considered suburb of NYC? And so forth.

Baton Rouge and New Orleans are about an hour apart in the car, depending on traffic, but neither are suburbs of the other.

But, Mandeville is also about an hour from New Orleans. (ETA: Maybe not quite an hour - but Hammond is definitely an hour or more - and same thing).



Your way is kind of subjective and my way is kind of objective, so that's what I was trying to get to.
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 11:55 am
Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
3136 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:01 pm to
Can't move , ever? Or can't even go on vacation and shut like that? Can't go out at night away from the town I'm in?

Really your answers don't matter because I , along with any other sane person , would take the money in a second!
Posted by Menji
Las Vegas
Member since Jan 2009
671 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:01 pm to
Vegas, so....hell yes.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:03 pm to
I want the money, and I'd turn Baton Rouge beach into Destin west.
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:04 pm to
Can I choose the town and then accept?
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:06 pm to
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Oooohhh. frick that then. I wouldn't take the money unless I was contemplating suicide via hookers and blow.

That would be quite the loophole.

Get a billion dollars. Spend it as quickly as possible. Leave the city as an extremely wealthy man.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:07 pm to
Absolutely

I can see some incredible things and never leave the city limits. The town itself is over 3,200 sq. Miles, has over 35 glaciers, couple of mountain ranges, coast, islands. I'd be perfectly content.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

I think metro area is reasonable for cities, and if you live in a town that's in BFE, well that's what you have to deal with to get the billion.


Pretty much this.

Here's the thing, you all are trying to find loopholes for how you can travel around at least somewhat. The options here are pretty simple-you get a billion in cash or you don't ever get to travel anywhere, ever. I can see that some of you are not cut out for it.

If you live in BR you do not get New Orleans. The farthest place you will travel will be in your limo to Tony's seafood on plank road.

No one on this board lives in Connecticut so these hypotheticals are not relevant and need not be addressed. And you don't get to choose where to live, it's the city you live in.
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 12:13 pm
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:16 pm to
Yeah
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131809 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:17 pm to
Does Grand Isle count for New Orleans? It is in Jefferson Parish.

Does the Northshore? Hammond? Laplace?

If stuff like Grand Isle and the North Shore counted I could definitely make it work. At least gives you a little wiggle room and a slightly more diverse things to do.

Otherwise it would be hard, but yes I could do it, especially if my wife could travel at will and the money is separate property and not community.
This post was edited on 12/2/15 at 12:17 pm
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2520 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:20 pm to
No problem
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