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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:40 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:40 pm to pioneerbasketball
Brother in law said they were moving to California. I was like “congrats” , cause he’s a bit lazy and wants that sweet California government job. I thought this was a good thing, for him at least. Wife starts crying. I’m a terrible person. “They are leaving forever. Blah blah blah.” frick, I’m in dog house.
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:44 pm to Darth_Vader
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Ancient aunt has also just randomly declared, without being asked, that she hates having dogs inside because they’re “disgusting, filthy, and shite everywhere”.
LOL. Literally.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:48 pm to Chad504boy
well I have the plates and a police report, so progressive said they will take care of it since they were at fault. We also had a witness that walked up when the cop was there and gave a statement so I'm hoping they'll take care of it
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:49 pm to SquatchDawg
Tow truck arrived at nine…dropped the Honda at the dealer …and just walked in the door after the Uber ride.
Home Sweet Home!!!
Home Sweet Home!!!
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:49 pm to East Coast Band
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When they're at our house she never lifts a finger in assisting in cooking. OTHER THAN googling every recipe and tidbit tip and ordering us to follow these important instructions she just learned.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:51 pm to evil cockroach
Went to my wife’s Aunt and Uncle’s house. I know to drive separate because her family keeps her for way longer than I want to be there. Grandpa is a cool cat and used to live in the dorms in Tiger Stadium. As soon as I walk in, he asks if I read on Tigerdroppings about Angel Reese and her drama. Family loves me because he’ll talk LSU and sports for hours which is awesome because he has LSU stories from the 60s. Find out cousin in law’s boyfriend of less than 6 months has moved his trailer into the back yard of her parents. He doesn’t drink and doesn’t believe in God. We had family tequila shots right before we said Grace and sat down for dinner. Awkward and entertaining.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:02 pm to H2O Tiger
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Back from the grocery store and wife is mad. Pizza place I ordered from is apparently closed even though their online system let me order. Went back to Kroger and grabbed a frozen pizza (which she said was fine) but now an entire frozen pizza is not enough food for both of us. Also bought some flowers to take over to the host and she thinks they look terrible (in fairness the pizza box did decapitate a couple when I stopped at a red light) and asked if I got them out of a dumpster. Told her to eat all the pizza she wants and I'll have whatever's left. About to turn on football and start drinking.
Would have been great:
Get up, walk to the car, get in and drive east until you hit water or a huge city or other site and just stay there a couple days. Do whatever. Go home and say nothing.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:06 pm to Havoc
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Would have been great: Get up, walk to the car, get in and drive east until you hit water or a huge city or other site and just stay there a couple days. Do whatever. Go home and say nothing.
Filing this in the memory bank if my wife ever gets pissed when I bring her flowers and pizza! No matter what they look like.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:22 pm to H2O Tiger
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Back from the grocery store and wife is mad. Pizza place I ordered from is apparently closed even though their online system let me order. Went back to Kroger and grabbed a frozen pizza (which she said was fine) but now an entire frozen pizza is not enough food for both of us. Also bought some flowers to take over to the host and she thinks they look terrible (in fairness the pizza box did decapitate a couple when I stopped at a red light) and asked if I got them out of a dumpster. Told her to eat all the pizza she wants and I'll have whatever's left. About to turn on football and start drinking.
That is some trashy shite.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:24 pm to lsumailman61
Uneventful Thanksgiving
Wife’s family had 0 drama. Had some good beers with my BiL.
My family was nice which is rare.
My lesbian sister did fill me in on the dirty inner workings of traveling novelty vendor shows where she was screwed out of prime real estate to sell her vegan soaps. She will no longer be attending the farmer’s market in Ballinger , TX.
I don’t know exactly what I just typed but it is a conversation I had.
Wife’s family had 0 drama. Had some good beers with my BiL.
My family was nice which is rare.
My lesbian sister did fill me in on the dirty inner workings of traveling novelty vendor shows where she was screwed out of prime real estate to sell her vegan soaps. She will no longer be attending the farmer’s market in Ballinger , TX.
I don’t know exactly what I just typed but it is a conversation I had.
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:30 pm to 3nOut
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My lesbian sister did fill me in on the dirty inner workings of traveling novelty vendor shows where she was screwed out of prime real estate to sell her vegan soaps. She will no longer be attending the farmer’s market in Ballinger , TX.
I don’t know exactly what I just typed but it is a conversation I had.
She got ripped off by Irish Travellers, or what we in in Georgia and the Carolinas call Gypsies.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:31 pm to 3nOut
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My lesbian sister did fill me in on the dirty inner workings of traveling novelty vendor shows where she was screwed out of prime real estate to sell her vegan soaps
The fights are so vicious because the stakes are so low.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:34 pm to fr33manator
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fr33manator
Thank you for that.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:37 pm to Darth_Vader
I'll hand write it on the back of To A Soldier.
I haven't forgotten. Will send before Christmas
I haven't forgotten. Will send before Christmas
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:37 pm to 3nOut
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My lesbian sister did fill me in on the dirty inner workings of traveling novelty vendor shows where she was screwed out of prime real estate to sell her vegan soaps. She will no longer be attending the farmer’s market in Ballinger , TX.
I don’t know exactly what I just typed but it is a conversation I had.
Wtf. That’s low key awesome.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:40 pm to fr33manator
Awesome. Thanks again!
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:43 pm to H2O Tiger
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Also bought some flowers to take over to the host and she thinks they look terrible (in fairness the pizza box did decapitate a couple when I stopped at a red light) and asked if I got them out of a dumpster.
I get flowers for the girlfriend from the cemetery.
:shh:
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:47 pm to Salmon
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My wife’s gay uncles have busted out the scotch. They are pretty conservative and normal until they get drunk, then they get super flamboyant, which will just piss off the Grandpa more.
I'll allow it.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:50 pm to pioneerbasketball
We always spend Thanksgiving at my mom's house.
She hates that we drink and "doesn't want liquor in her house".
I sneak it in anyway. I just started my 4th flask of tequila today (been here since 10:30. I've grown much better at hiding it since the white trash family argument debacle of 2018. I admittedly took the shouting too far that year when she caught me
She hates that we drink and "doesn't want liquor in her house".
I sneak it in anyway. I just started my 4th flask of tequila today (been here since 10:30. I've grown much better at hiding it since the white trash family argument debacle of 2018. I admittedly took the shouting too far that year when she caught me
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:52 pm to BOSCEAUX
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Are you the breakfast in bed BIL from the Christmas thread?
OMG! That post was the best! Got me hooked on these holiday family drama threads.
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