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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/23/22 at 12:47 pm to TomJoadGhost
Posted on 11/23/22 at 12:47 pm to TomJoadGhost
quote:Here is to hoping your wife takes one and then has a freak out.
Oh boy, not 10 minutes after showing up she asked my wife if she was familiar with Delta 8 weed and pulled out a bag of gummies. They just left to go have lunch and wine. This is going to be a great Thanksgiving.
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 12:48 pm to TomJoadGhost
Pics?
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:03 pm to TomJoadGhost
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My wife’s divorced cousin is staying with us tonight through the weekend. She‘s very attractive and gets flirty after a few glasses of wine. I may be divorced by the end of the weekend. Her ETA is in about an hour.
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Oh boy, not 10 minutes after showing up she asked my wife if she was familiar with Delta 8 weed and pulled out a bag of gummies. They just left to go have lunch and wine. This is going to be a great Thanksgiving.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:03 pm to pioneerbasketball
Where to kick things off at?? This year was supposed to be a “small” thanksgiving. Just my parents, my oldest, his family, and mine.
Turns out my middle brother decided to come down, and none of us other than my mom knew my ex-SIL was coming down also. My niece from them moved to NOLA and is a typical French Quarter, freak that I want no where near my daughter.
Niece shows up last night with a guy that’s at least 15yr older then her, and is a total shite stain. Unaware to any of us they bring a pot belly pig that they “rescued” to the festivities. My 8mo Dogo Argentino doing what he was bred to do makes a bee line right at it, and the fur begins to fly.
His parents hear the commotion, and decide to join in. By the time we get the dogs off the pig it’s dead. Women are screaming, niece and shite stain are disturbed, and then then ex sister in law shows up.
Me being half way through a bottle of Bulliet I make the comment that I guess ham is now on the menu. Oldest brother, and stepdad die laughing, my wife just puts her hand over her face, and then the family fued really kicks off.
Gonna be an interesting day tomorrow....
Turns out my middle brother decided to come down, and none of us other than my mom knew my ex-SIL was coming down also. My niece from them moved to NOLA and is a typical French Quarter, freak that I want no where near my daughter.
Niece shows up last night with a guy that’s at least 15yr older then her, and is a total shite stain. Unaware to any of us they bring a pot belly pig that they “rescued” to the festivities. My 8mo Dogo Argentino doing what he was bred to do makes a bee line right at it, and the fur begins to fly.
His parents hear the commotion, and decide to join in. By the time we get the dogs off the pig it’s dead. Women are screaming, niece and shite stain are disturbed, and then then ex sister in law shows up.
Me being half way through a bottle of Bulliet I make the comment that I guess ham is now on the menu. Oldest brother, and stepdad die laughing, my wife just puts her hand over her face, and then the family fued really kicks off.
Gonna be an interesting day tomorrow....
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:05 pm to pioneerbasketball
I have a story that isn't nearly at the level others on here are but was good entertainment. This happened last year during "Friendsgiving." My wife's friend brought over her somewhat new boyfriend who is a youth minister. Both are big Catholics. This is the first time I met the guy. He gets drunk and during a converstaion about dating and relationshps he says he has made out with other guys before, numerous times.
They aren't dating anymore but in the moment when I saw the look on everyone's face it was hilarious.
They aren't dating anymore but in the moment when I saw the look on everyone's face it was hilarious.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:06 pm to biohzrd
quote:This is too much to be true.
Niece shows up last night with a guy that’s at least 15yr older then her, and is a total shite stain. Unaware to any of us they bring a pot belly pig that they “rescued” to the festivities. My 8mo Dogo Argentino doing what he was bred to do makes a bee line right at it, and the fur begins to fly.
His parents hear the commotion, and decide to join in. By the time we get the dogs off the pig it’s dead. Women are screaming, niece and shite stain are disturbed, and then then ex sister in law shows up.
I hope it is, but I just don’t believe it.
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:10 pm to Scruffy
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This is too much to be true.
I hope it is, but I just don’t believe it.
I am with you. True or false, this is an awesome story. I wish I could believe it.
Pics of pig carcass and/or Ex-SIL?
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:11 pm to pioneerbasketball
I’ll try and get a pic at some point. She deleted all her social media when she got divorced so no Facebook or Instagram to creep, and I’m not sure we have any here.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:12 pm to AgCoug
Yea, we need proof.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:18 pm to Scruffy
Had Thanksgiving dinner with my wife's family on Saturday. Every year, her brother and father do nothing but talk about the food.
They walk in and it's non stop chatter about how they can't wait for the food. Then they both literally pile every food item on their plates. When I fix my plate, I pick the sides I want to eat and skip the ones I don't. Not them, they HAVE to get every side.
Then, while we are eating, they both talk about how much food they got and how they can't believe they are going to eat it all. I'm thinking "nobody is forcing you to eat 5 serving sizes."
When their plates are 2/3 empty, they start with the complaining about how full they are. They continue to shove food in their mouths while complaining about not being able to fit more in their stomachs. But they CANNOT not finish their plates.
They finish their 27 serving sizes and then bitch for an hour about how full they are and how much they ate. Then it's time for dessert and the whole situation begins again.
I think next year, I'm going to make a disgusting side dish just to watch them fell like they have to eat it.
They walk in and it's non stop chatter about how they can't wait for the food. Then they both literally pile every food item on their plates. When I fix my plate, I pick the sides I want to eat and skip the ones I don't. Not them, they HAVE to get every side.
Then, while we are eating, they both talk about how much food they got and how they can't believe they are going to eat it all. I'm thinking "nobody is forcing you to eat 5 serving sizes."
When their plates are 2/3 empty, they start with the complaining about how full they are. They continue to shove food in their mouths while complaining about not being able to fit more in their stomachs. But they CANNOT not finish their plates.
They finish their 27 serving sizes and then bitch for an hour about how full they are and how much they ate. Then it's time for dessert and the whole situation begins again.
I think next year, I'm going to make a disgusting side dish just to watch them fell like they have to eat it.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:21 pm to Scruffy
Going to be a quiet one this year. Just the wife, in-laws, my two kids and my brother.
My parents, two sisters, their husbands and kids are all in California (Disney Land) My single, childless brother calls me this morning and says hey man everyone is in California what I am supposed to do tomorrow (even though I called and invited him for lunch a week ago) No drama though. The only thing I have to deal with is getting my grandparents over. My grandfather is in the late stages of dementia and is mean, shouts at my kids for no reason and it takes everything in me not to lose my cool even though I know it is the disease.
My parents, two sisters, their husbands and kids are all in California (Disney Land) My single, childless brother calls me this morning and says hey man everyone is in California what I am supposed to do tomorrow (even though I called and invited him for lunch a week ago) No drama though. The only thing I have to deal with is getting my grandparents over. My grandfather is in the late stages of dementia and is mean, shouts at my kids for no reason and it takes everything in me not to lose my cool even though I know it is the disease.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:34 pm to AgCoug
Unfortunately it’s true, and you don’t want pics of SIL.. I didn’t take any of the pig. Things were already bad enough, and that would’ve only made things way worse. I’ve posted pics of my dogos on here before.
I’ll see if my brother took any, or has a image posting app still. When tinypic went down I never got another acct anywhere.
I’ll see if my brother took any, or has a image posting app still. When tinypic went down I never got another acct anywhere.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:35 pm to pioneerbasketball
Going to Puerto Rico tonight for a week so we already had Thanksgiving with both sides of my wife's trashy family. Surprisingly no drama there, but Friendsgiving was another story. It was us and 3 families whose husbands work together as plumbers and pipe fitting baws. They end up inviting some of the younger guys (low 20's I would guess) from the construction crew. Most of them look like they have had a few run ins with police. A couple neck and face tattoos were the first hint, but I understand our friends are trying to mentor the younger guys. After a few beers, an argument from the jobsite spills over into the party as two of the younger guys restart their earlier fued over lost/stolen markers. Yes, markers. The ones you can get at Grainger for like $3. Apparently Baw 1 thought Baw 2 stole them. Baw 2 offered Baw 1 his to use, but that wasn't enough satisfaction for Baw 1. Baw 1 invites Baw 2 to his truck for knuckle checking. Baw 2 accepts and they proceed to check knuckles in the middle of the road. Fight is broken up and both Baws leave the party.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:38 pm to Packer
I don't have any real drama yet, just my annoyance at one side of the family refusing to plan out a day, so things like lunch happening this late in the damn day. Annoys the shite out of me.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 1:47 pm to TomJoadGhost
quote:
Oh boy, not 10 minutes after showing up she asked my wife if she was familiar with Delta 8 weed and pulled out a bag of gummies. They just left to go have lunch and wine. This is going to be a great Thanksgiving.
Good luck with the three-way.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:18 pm to pioneerbasketball
This happened last weekend and I've been saving this for this thread. This is some Jerry Springer shite. I'll try and be as detailed as possible.
My wife has a huge family, 3 sisters and a brother. We all gathered last weekend to do Thanksgiving with her side of the family. I'm guessing around 25-30 folks including aunts and uncles. We had all finished eating and by this time we're all sitting on her parents deck in the back yard sipping on our alcoholic beverages. One of my brother in laws excuses himself to go to the restroom. A few moments later, one of my sister in laws gets up and goes inside. After about 10 minutes my BIL's wife (wife's sister) goes inside to check on him. She cannot find him or her sister in the house. She walks in the front yard looking for them. Low and behold she spots him in the back of their SUV....fricking her damn sister. She walked nonchalantly to the back yard and tells her sister's husband to come with her. They both walk out front to catch the two in the act. Needless to say, there was some screaming, which got the rest of us to go check it out. We all walk out and all 4 of them are brawling in the front yard. Thank God my wife and I are the only one with a child (3 yrs old), so he was the only one there, but was napping on his grandparents bed.
Felt so bad for her parents and SIL/BIL. Everyone pretty much said their goodbyes and went on their way because of the shock.
My wife has a huge family, 3 sisters and a brother. We all gathered last weekend to do Thanksgiving with her side of the family. I'm guessing around 25-30 folks including aunts and uncles. We had all finished eating and by this time we're all sitting on her parents deck in the back yard sipping on our alcoholic beverages. One of my brother in laws excuses himself to go to the restroom. A few moments later, one of my sister in laws gets up and goes inside. After about 10 minutes my BIL's wife (wife's sister) goes inside to check on him. She cannot find him or her sister in the house. She walks in the front yard looking for them. Low and behold she spots him in the back of their SUV....fricking her damn sister. She walked nonchalantly to the back yard and tells her sister's husband to come with her. They both walk out front to catch the two in the act. Needless to say, there was some screaming, which got the rest of us to go check it out. We all walk out and all 4 of them are brawling in the front yard. Thank God my wife and I are the only one with a child (3 yrs old), so he was the only one there, but was napping on his grandparents bed.
Felt so bad for her parents and SIL/BIL. Everyone pretty much said their goodbyes and went on their way because of the shock.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:24 pm to Barry McCockinner
My brother has to go to his wife's inlaws every year. Her sister is married to a wealthy doctor who puts on a big spread. Dude is also a little bit on the spectrum so he spends most of the time in his bedroom playing videogames or whatever while his bitchy sisters rule the roost.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:28 pm to biohzrd
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Me being half way through a bottle of Bulliet I make the comment that I guess ham is now on the menu.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:32 pm to Jim Rockford
Our biggest drama, and it's not very big, is we are now cooking 2 turkeys for 8 people. Why? Because the turkey we bought last year and froze instead of cooking won't do to to take to our friends house. Since it's already thawed we have to cook it. So it's going on the smoker in the AM...
That's pretty low speed compared to some of the stuff in here....
That's pretty low speed compared to some of the stuff in here....
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:34 pm to Barry McCockinner
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Low and behold she spots him in the back of their SUV....fricking her damn sister. She walked nonchalantly to the back yard and tells her sister's husband to come with her. They both walk out front to catch the two in the act. Needless to say, there was some screaming, which got the rest of us to go check it out. We all walk out and all 4 of them are brawling in the front yard.
How I’m imagining Bama fans fighting:
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