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re: Yalls wives go back to normal after pregnancy?

Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:47 pm to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20020 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:47 pm to
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Breastfeeding is a cheat code for women to lose weight after giving birth. It burns an extra 400+ calories a day. My wife was back to her pre-pregnancy weight in 2-3 months with all 3 of our kids.


She probably doesn’t have a terrible diet like most people.

Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60558 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

narwhals


I consider myself more like rhino after the kids. Big, scaly skin but can still run fast when necessary
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74795 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:54 pm to
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Never seen a woman post pregnancy be hot as before.
Exhibit A



Are you still a teenager?
Posted by SuwMwf
Member since Jul 2012
1055 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:57 pm to
I’m the wife and no.. it wasn’t easy to go back to normal. Pregnancy made me feel like a starved deprived person eating for 3 ppl. I gained probably 50-60 lbs. Then my fun athletic lifestyle was gone and I had to be a mom to 2. It was hard or nearly impossible to return to the habits that burned calories. But tons of work and a little help from the medical community over several years paid off. After I returned to my appropriate weight (about 105-110) and maintained for a several years I went to the plastic surgeon and permanently repaired the damage pregnancy did. I’ve been fit and trim with a good build for 7 years. There would not be an industry for mommy makeovers if it was not significantly helpful. It helped me to gain back my confidence which worked in my marriage. My husband would have me walk around naked all day if I would comply.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4623 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:03 pm to
Nah not really. Depression meds helped her some but she still mean to me.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
14201 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:06 pm to
Stop posting. I say this not as a joke, you are the worst poster.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
37203 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:09 pm to
You aren’t fit to be a father if you expected anything in any facet of life to be the same after pregnancy.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16040 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:25 pm to
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My husband would have me walk around naked all day if I would comply.

I think most of this thread is proving men have a different ideal of women's bodies than women do. And a lot of it just has to do with women being comfortable with themselves (at least for me.)

I do love your description of how your husband feels about you. Good for you both.
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
3123 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:32 pm to
No
Posted by BigD45
The Boot!
Member since Feb 2007
2324 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 11:38 pm to
That would be a big frickin' negative. That's why she is my ex now.
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
6653 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 8:01 am to
Define normal for women?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50662 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Breastfeeding is a cheat code for women to lose weight after giving birth. It burns an extra 400+ calories a day. My wife was back to her pre-pregnancy weight in 2-3 months with all 3 of our kids.

Same for my wife as well. I don’t understand why women refuse to breastfeed.
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6555 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 8:05 am to
Looks, yes. The level of craziness definitely increases. This goes for every single women.

As kids, we were all razed by a women our fathers didn't fall in love with, rather a women he learned to love.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18375 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 8:22 am to
Normal is a sliding scale
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8454 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 8:47 am to
Some turn into captain insano for a year or two after the birth, but most recover physically pretty quickly
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 8:52 am to
Posted by delta_zulu
Middle TN
Member since Jul 2021
718 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 9:10 am to
Mine got pretty shredded after the 2nd. She did a couple rounds of Insanity.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39227 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 9:16 am to
Wonderfully, yes. We’ve both managed to stay pretty fit and active for many reasons, of which appearance is only one. Health and general activity and energy level is right up there. But I loved her just as much during the baby weight phase.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19468 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Kids are a cheat code for white women to stop putting out.


No, it's not. Some of us chose wisely
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117492 posts
Posted on 10/14/25 at 9:35 am to
The woman hate is strong today.

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