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re: Y’all ever get some surprising news from a DNA kit?
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:30 pm to _Hurricane_
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:30 pm to _Hurricane_
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What are they going to do with my DNA?
perhaps match it to a discarded slurpee cup somewhere within 5 miles of the US capital on J6 to use to bust your door down and throw you in jail for 4 years without bringing charges?
just that.
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:31 pm to _Hurricane_
My wife did somewhat. She has a very Irish name, her dads parents immigrated from County Cork, her moms dad also immigrated from Ireland. But the 23 and me showed she was more english than anything. She was disappointed but I told her at least it was english and not scot.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:36 pm to BigDropper
51%
Germanic Europe
Austria—North & Vienna
French & German Switzerland
33%
France
6%
Spain
6%
England & Northwestern Europe
2%
Sweden
1%
Basque
1%
Germanic Europe
Austria—North & Vienna
French & German Switzerland
33%
France
6%
Spain
6%
England & Northwestern Europe
2%
Sweden
1%
Basque
1%
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:41 pm to _Hurricane_
My Mom's side is Italian. Dad is Scot / Blackfoot Indian.
Turn's out my Mom's side is in fact Italian but also with some Egyptian and Levant too. My Dad's side is in fact Scot but also Irish and British and absolutely no Blackfoot Indian.
I'm not sure where it came from but there is also a little bit of French and German.
54.7 % Italian.
40% Brit (Scot) / Irish
2.6% French / German
2.0 Egyptian
.7 Levantine
Turn's out my Mom's side is in fact Italian but also with some Egyptian and Levant too. My Dad's side is in fact Scot but also Irish and British and absolutely no Blackfoot Indian.
I'm not sure where it came from but there is also a little bit of French and German.
54.7 % Italian.
40% Brit (Scot) / Irish
2.6% French / German
2.0 Egyptian
.7 Levantine
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:44 pm to _Hurricane_
My SiL found out she had a brother in the next town
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:50 pm to _Hurricane_
Wait a few years and these DNA tests are going to show some people that they were misgendered by lunatic parents.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 1:09 pm to The Torch
quote:
The girls always claimed I was black from the waist down.
Because of your ashy knees?
Posted on 2/7/25 at 1:34 pm to Hangover Haven
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No, because I don’t want to be put on a list….
You already are if anyone in your family falls for this con
Your dream of being a serial killer is gone bro
Posted on 2/7/25 at 1:59 pm to _Hurricane_
I haven’t personally, but do remember the Canadian reporter that submitted her own DNA last year to a company that tests pet DNA. She was told she is 40% Alaskan Malamute.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:01 pm to LSUSUPERSTAR
quote:
Found out who my father was. Now I have a big Italian family.
Do yall get together at your little Italian restaurant and drink a bottle of red, bottle of white?
This post was edited on 2/7/25 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:03 pm to _Hurricane_
My dad has an Italian last name and my mom has a French last name. My DNA came back 40% British.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:33 pm to The Mick
I lived in BR all my life and he was in NO. I've posted it before, but it was a one night stand situation. My mom was enjoying life and he was a sleazy sweet talking married guy (which she didn't know at the time).
I talked with him in Dec 2020 (when I was 42), got official DNA test to confirm in Mar 2021, and he passed away in July 2021. Picked up 6 aunts/uncles, 2 brothers, 2 sisters, and am 1 of 21 cousins. Talk to a lot of them regularly and will be down there this coming March while my kids are on Spring Break (we live in Tx).
I talked with him in Dec 2020 (when I was 42), got official DNA test to confirm in Mar 2021, and he passed away in July 2021. Picked up 6 aunts/uncles, 2 brothers, 2 sisters, and am 1 of 21 cousins. Talk to a lot of them regularly and will be down there this coming March while my kids are on Spring Break (we live in Tx).
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:36 pm to _Hurricane_
Yes, went to NE India for 19ish days and came back as 00.02% as NE Indian. Turns out that pollution can alter your DNA.
This post was edited on 2/7/25 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:39 pm to _Hurricane_
I really, really want to do this, but I also refuse to let other people have my DNA catalogued somewhere. I'm not going to snitch on my future grandchildren for a crime or be part of some ethnic cleanse in a future culture war.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:40 pm to _Hurricane_
A man I know who took a test at 81 years old found out his neighbor growing up was his real father.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:40 pm to Cleary Rebels
quote:
I don’t willingly give the government my dna - so no
Even if you don't give them your DNA, if multiple blood relatives of yours have done it, they essentially have your blueprint already. Both of my parents did it. I haven't. But if I left some DNA at the scene of a crime, they'd still be able to pin me down pretty damn quick.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:41 pm to _Hurricane_
quote:
What are they going to do with my DNA? Engineer a disease that only affects those who did an Ancestry kit? Clone me and replace me in the middle of the night with someone slightly more pro-government?
Snitch on a family member for a past or future crime
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:41 pm to liz18lsu
quote:
Turns out that pollution can alter your DNA.
Say what?
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:43 pm to deeprig9
I said I didn’t WILLINGLY -
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:43 pm to liz18lsu
quote:
Yes, went to NE India for 19ish days and came back as 00.02% as NE Indian. Turns out that pollution can alter your DNA.
Spectacular homeschool education being used in the wild, ladies and gentlemen.
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