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WTF do I get my parents for Christmas?

Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:02 pm
Posted by PenguinNinja
Antarctica (and Japan)
Member since Sep 2011
2082 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:02 pm
...with 30min at the airport tomorrow morning on the way to see them

They’re in their early 60s and not really passionately into much of anything.

ETA: Yes I’m fricking stupid.
This post was edited on 12/23/17 at 10:03 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30144 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:02 pm to
A card apologizing for being a shitty son?
Posted by PenguinNinja
Antarctica (and Japan)
Member since Sep 2011
2082 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:03 pm to
They got those?
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:03 pm to
Gift cards.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10030 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:03 pm to
A Facebook account
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:07 pm to
Alcohol
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45152 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:10 pm to
The gift of openness. Bring your boyfriend to Christmas dinner and come out of the closet.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113970 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:11 pm to
A new son.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35199 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

at the airport


Earbuds, a neck pillow, or a book.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9457 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:12 pm to
They want grandchildren, you selfish bastard!
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:14 pm to
Gift cards
Posted by RunningBlake
Member since Aug 2011
4106 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:14 pm to
Cracker barrel
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:16 pm to
10:00 on the 23rd?


Posted by nugget
Mostly Peaceful Poster
Member since Dec 2009
13818 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:17 pm to
Go to Brookstone, they have some cool overpriced stuff.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:18 pm to
frick you. Nobody helped me.
Posted by OneSaintsFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
1613 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:19 pm to
If your airport has a Brookstone that would be clutch
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120324 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:20 pm to
For you to bring home a girlfriend this year instead of a boyfriend
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10510 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:22 pm to
Just tell them your gay and they'll forget you forget their present. Wait a few months and then maybe surprise them on Mothers Day that you quit cock and they'll be so happy.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59676 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:23 pm to
I got mine obedience lessons for the puppy i gave them a few months back
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30144 posts
Posted on 12/23/17 at 10:27 pm to
Can’t you buy an Amazon gift card and have it sent via text or email? I’d do that before buying them crap from the airport. Do better next year
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