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Write my excuse for me.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:49 am
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:49 am
So I met this girl in a Florida bar last night. We danced for a couple hours, got drunk, made out a little.
She was with a friend and couldn't come back to my rental house, but we made plans for tonight.
Now im hungover and really not feeling like doing anything tonight, even if it means missing out on likely sex.
Whats a decent excuse? Just something came up, sorry?
Ill probably just text her something.
She was with a friend and couldn't come back to my rental house, but we made plans for tonight.
Now im hungover and really not feeling like doing anything tonight, even if it means missing out on likely sex.
Whats a decent excuse? Just something came up, sorry?
Ill probably just text her something.
This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 10:50 am
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Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:50 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Bad case of sea lice?
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:50 am to Graham Wellington Jr
You are gay
This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 10:51 am
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:50 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Dear chick...I am dead.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:50 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Hungover and not feeling great. I'm up for some quick sex where you do all of the work, but that's it. See you at 5. Being your friend if you want to get off too.
This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 10:53 am
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:50 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Herpes outbreak
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:51 am to Graham Wellington Jr
“After you left last night I hooked up with a girl who did what you wouldn’t. We’ll be busy all day and night.”
Really, hit a few beers and show up. Or if you want a quick boost, pour a couple whiskeys a few minutes before you leave. Don’t make a habit of it.
Really, hit a few beers and show up. Or if you want a quick boost, pour a couple whiskeys a few minutes before you leave. Don’t make a habit of it.
This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 11:00 am
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:51 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Can't make it tonight, I'm a pussy.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:51 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Tell her you got ate by a shark
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:52 am to Graham Wellington Jr
No call. No show.
Like a grown man.
Like a grown man.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:52 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Tell her you are about to go on a 5 state rape/murder spree.
She will have a story to tell for the rest of her life on how she dodged a mass murderer
She will have a story to tell for the rest of her life on how she dodged a mass murderer
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:52 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Just tell her you are hungover. Invite her over to netflix and chill.
This post was edited on 7/1/18 at 10:53 am
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:53 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Be real with us
How ugly is this chick?
How ugly is this chick?
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:54 am to Graham Wellington Jr
Avoidance until it's a problem has always worked best for me.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:55 am to Graham Wellington Jr
I applaud your optimism. 99% chance this girl just woke up hung over next to the better looking guy she hooked up with after she finally got away from your creeper arse last night. All she is thinking is that she is glad you didn’t text or call last night and she now has a chance to block your number.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:56 am to Graham Wellington Jr
It’s not even noon yet. Nap, hydrate, eat, and man up. Jerk off about 10 minutes before you leave so you last more than 30 seconds.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:56 am to jbgleason
She texted me like 7 times 30 minutes after I got home.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:57 am to Graham Wellington Jr
quote:
Whats a decent excuse?
There isn't one. Tell her you are the type of guy who leads women on.
Posted on 7/1/18 at 10:58 am to Graham Wellington Jr
I'm wondering what this chick looks like. She played you. Now you are taking her on a proper date.
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