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Would you recommend Pokémon to a struggling couple?

Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:16 pm
If you knew of a young couple with a marriage on the rocks would you recommend they get involved with the Pokemon movement to spend more time together?
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:17 pm to
I'd recommend some strange instead
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:18 pm to
If that's a euphemism for having more sex, sure.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:18 pm to
Oh, absolutely. It really brings people together.
Posted by The Sad Banana
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:18 pm to
I'd recommend she poke her man rather than play a damn phone scavenger hunt game.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:19 pm to
that's sad
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:19 pm to
More like poke-yer-mom...amirite?
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:20 pm to
This stupid mobile game is not Pokemon. If you mean collecting the TCG or 3DS versions sure, but this new shtt would make me murder the SO.
Posted by monkeybutt
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:20 pm to
I mean the movement in general.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:26 pm to
Are you and your husband having problems?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

I'd recommend she poke her man rather than play a damn phone scavenger hunt game.


You mean on Facebook? Do they still have the 'poke' feature?
Posted by TigerWise
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:27 pm to
Your SO should get into craft beer
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

You mean on Facebook? Do they still have the 'poke' feature?
You will find out shortly.
This post was edited on 7/13/16 at 4:30 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
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Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:29 pm to
HOLY frick shite, they do still have the 'poke' feature!
Posted by paladine36
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:49 pm to
Id recommend Duck game or some Move or die.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

If you knew of a young couple with a marriage on the rocks would you recommend they get involved with the Pokemon movement to spend more time together?


Hey baw you been slacking in the gym? She don't like that.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 5:05 pm to
Can somebody explain this in English?

Posted by CajunTiger_225
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
9233 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 5:07 pm to
If you want to hand the keys of your life over to the Government. Go ahead and get the game. It's permissions make you give it access to everything.
Posted by Hangit
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

If you knew of a young couple with a marriage on the rocks would you recommend they get involved with the Pokemon movement to spend more time together?


You have come to the right place to ask this question. The short answer is no.

What they need to do is learn to communicate about all areas of their lives. 57% of it should be about sex. She should tell him how and what she likes in her finest whore voice. The dirtier, the better. She should be willing to go, at any time, with a winks notice.

He should already know how to make her howl. If he does not, it is well past time to learn. Have him start with regular foreplay and move on, when ready, to the "two finger, come here" move. Ultimately he needs to be able to finish with a proper stretching.

When he has moved to the end game, tell him to take his time. He is not qualifying.

If they go this route, the other 43% of their issues will be easier to work on. If he needs some help, have him sign up, come here and ask for a volunteer.

You're welcome.

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