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Would you rather go 1 V 1 against a Grizzly Bear or T-Rex

Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:15 am
Posted by Palmetto98
Where the stars are big and bright
Member since Nov 2021
2145 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:15 am
Setting: a 1 mile radius in the Louisiana Piney Woods

Weapon: Standard hunting rifle and machete

Pick your foe
Posted by RATeamWannabe
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
26009 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:16 am to
IDC how far away you can hear the trex from. I'm picking bear every time
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13079 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:17 am to
I want to see you use the machete against a T-Rex.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:17 am to
T-rex easy. Just don't move. His vision is based on movement. Dr Alan Grant said so
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8461 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:17 am to
Well, T-Rex is extinct, so I’d pick that I guess.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48636 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:18 am to
This is the extremely rare occasion that I'd have to say that I would face off with the Grizzly. I feel like I may have a chance with a hunting rifle if I can get enough time to take a good shot.

I don't think a machete or hunting rifle will do much for me against a T-Rex.
This post was edited on 3/17/22 at 10:19 am
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:19 am to
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:19 am to
quote:

I want to see you use the machete against a T-Rex.



easy, just stick it his little t-rex arms and let him flail away and hit himself - he'll be dead in minutes.
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4584 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:21 am to
T-rex.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117487 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:23 am to
This isn't even possible because T-Rex do not exist anymore, but if they did.. Seriously? A T-Rex would frick up a Grizzly Bear.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7043 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:26 am to
I would frick your shite up
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25561 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:26 am to
T-Rex supposedly wasn't a hunter nor very fast. I'll go with it
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130119 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:26 am to
I can get the high ground with a grizzly. Less so a T-Rex. Plus I doubt a rifle and machete will do much good against a T. rex. I’m not Turok


Give me the bear
Posted by SUB
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23112 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:27 am to
How is this even a valid question?
Posted by Wipe Out
Member since Mar 2022
128 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:27 am to
The Grizzly is a lot more intelligent and a lot more nimble than the T-Rex.

I'm taking T-Rex and aiming for that baseball sized eyeball.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5496 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:28 am to
quote:

IDC how far away you can hear the trex from.


Doesn't matter.

Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
4069 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:31 am to
If I've got a mile and a Barrett M107 w/Armor Piercing Incendiary rounds.. I'd be willing to take a shot at the Rexy
Posted by swamplynx
Lake Chuck
Member since Oct 2014
1272 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:31 am to
quote:

Turok


I loved that game. Kudos for the reference.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14318 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:32 am to
Is there a time limit? Meaning if I survive for a period of time, am I free? If so, I’d choose T-Rex. Think it would be easier to hide from him and he would have to catch me with his mouth since his arms are so short/small. It would be like a human trying to chase around an ant and catch with it’s mouth (in the woods). I could play shadow games until time was up.

No time limit, I’d choose the bear as I may have some chance with the rifle and machete.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16188 posts
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:32 am to
All I have to do is survive? Pretty sure I could hide from a T. rex.
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