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re: Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a Tiger, or a pool with a Tiger Shark

Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by SD Tider
San Diego
Member since May 2019
2500 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:05 pm to
Pool. Decent chance the shark just ignores me. 0% chance the tiger ignores me.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77834 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:05 pm to
Pool while standing still in the corner.
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
11875 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:08 pm to
Shark. If I can figure out a way to get out the pool I’m all good. A cage and I’m fricked.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66693 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:08 pm to
Shark and chlorine pool
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108052 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:09 pm to
Pool

Not all sharks attack but I am positive the Tiger will and with ease.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153892 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Decent chance the shark just ignores me.
there is a shot in Thunderball where a shark was accidentally released while Sean Connery was filming an underwater shot in the pool.

The shark just swam right by him...
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:09 pm to
All you have to do is punch the shark in the nose or get him to flip over so he goes into that rhythm thing. Pool for sure.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108052 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

Why do you get a lion?


Best post in the thread.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
175787 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:10 pm to
Tiger all day, just attack him first and it won’t have any defense
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77834 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:10 pm to
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Not even close for me, give me dry land and no sharks
The shark probably won't pay much attention to you. Plus, jamming a hand in their eye will run it off.

A tiger is going to play with you like a ball of yarn and poking it in the eye will result in your throat being ripped out.
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:12 pm to
Tiger or a grizzly in same question in cage
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133115 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:14 pm to
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Plus, jamming a hand in their eye will run it off.



Worst case scenario it figures out how to post on a message board.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77834 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

Tiger or a grizzly in same question in cage
For how long? Play dead with a grizzly? Doesn't that work sometimes? Would a pant load of shite run any of them off?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:19 pm to

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces.
This post was edited on 9/12/19 at 8:21 pm
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33050 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

The shark probably won't pay much attention to you. Plus, jamming a hand in their eye will run it off.

You’re in a 100 meter pool where’s it gonna go, Detroit?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17312 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:50 pm to
Shark no question.

They can be passive.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77834 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

You’re in a 100 meter pool where’s it gonna go, Detroit?
Away from you. It'll realize you're not food.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15041 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 8:59 pm to
Tiger - 600lbs
Tiger Shark - 1200lbs

Neither one, but thanks for giving a choice.

Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
86802 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 9:02 pm to
I would rather be stuck in Mike’s trailer cage. He refuses to get in that fricker
Posted by BamaFan89
T-Town
Member since Dec 2009
19302 posts
Posted on 9/12/19 at 9:08 pm to
Pool with a tiger shark.

I’ve already been in a cage with Great Whites and they’re nothing like the movies portray them to be; truly majestic creatures.
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