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re: Would you let your wife/gf go to a "sip and paint"?
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:36 am to Slagathor
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:36 am to Slagathor
quote:FIFY...because...well...the imagery of when the air fryer and mozz stick finish and the gooey mess seems pretty self-evident.
you lookin' to put your lil mozz stick in my air fryer?
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:38 am to Solo Cam
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Oh I ain't saying they don't have their place. You just don't put rings on them.
aca-scuuuse me... do you think old, unmarried, close to becoming infertile, self-proclaimed independent women who post on a primarily male message board are interested in marrying men that get with drunk whores?
my eyes are up here, pal.
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:38 am to AwesomeSauce
Crispy breading on that motz stick can’t feel good
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:39 am to More beer please
Breaded for her pleasure. 
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:40 am to More beer please
Plus, we all know Winston cup has never touched a real live girl. No need to add the gooey mess to the air fryer.
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:41 am to jbgleason
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quote:
with a schlong the size of a fire house?
How can you nail the spelling of SCHLONG and then miss so bad at the end?
He was talking about me. He got it right.
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:41 am to LCA131
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not more than 300 times in one year.
I'm not ready to cut back yet
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:41 am to Aspercel
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Winston cup has never touched a real live girl
You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it...
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:42 am to jbgleason
[quote]How can you nail the spelling of SCHLONG and then miss so bad at the end?[/quote
I don't know. Savor the flavor because it doesn't happen often.
I don't know. Savor the flavor because it doesn't happen often.
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:42 am to Shexter
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:44 am to No Colors
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I've never understood the term "let" in a marriage.
Like: "My wife doesn't let me" do such and such...
Are you guys adults?
fricking thank you. I don’t get this way of thinking either.
This post was edited on 7/23/24 at 11:45 am
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:44 am to Slagathor
quote:This is always the hardest part when helping fill bags and load them when a storm is coming. Just have to remind myself it's a bag of sand...it's just a bag of sand...
ou know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it...
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:45 am to Nayab
My wife would never ask or even know what that is.
I didn’t marry a trashy woman.
So glad I married a woman who isn’t American.
I’ll advise my son to do the same.
I didn’t marry a trashy woman.
So glad I married a woman who isn’t American.
I’ll advise my son to do the same.
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:47 am to AwesomeSauce
Ron White got his wife breast implants for Christmas.
He bought 'em in September and played with 'em a few months before he actually gave them to her.
He bought 'em in September and played with 'em a few months before he actually gave them to her.
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:48 am to Slagathor
I think that’s a direct quote
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:49 am to N2cars
quote:Was that so he could be the first to play with them, because the OT has taught me that breast augmentation means a woman is about to start showing them to every swinging dick around.
He bought 'em in September and played with 'em a few months before he actually gave them to her.
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:50 am to AwesomeSauce
I don't think he cared.
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:52 am to Nayab
I'm lacing the wine with muscle relaxers and LSD, setting up cameras to film the ensuing chaos, stealing their credit cards out of their purses and going to bass pro.
If wife gets out of line again I'll plant those cards on her and call the cops.
If wife gets out of line again I'll plant those cards on her and call the cops.
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:54 am to I20goon
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I'm lacing the wine with muscle relaxers and LSD, setting up cameras to film the ensuing chaos, stealing their credit cards out of their purses and going to bass pro.
If wife gets out of line again I'll plant those cards on her and call the cops.
Note to self: do not drink around I20goon...
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:54 am to I20goon
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I'm lacing the wine with muscle relaxers and LSD, setting up cameras to film the ensuing chaos, stealing their credit cards out of their purses and going to bass pro.
this dude fricks
wyd later? wanna hold hands and look at the big fish tank?
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