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re: Would y'all take a Mike Tyson Left for 1 Million?

Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by braindeadboxer
Utopia
Member since Nov 2011
8742 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:35 pm to
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Why are you going to need dental work and reconstructive surgery from one punch...hes fought many fights and many people have been through them without needing excessive amount of work done. Are you saying you don't get the mouth piece and you have to stand there and not be in a position to take a blow, like a cold cock punch?


You people are hilariously retarded.

Mike Tyson will kill the average person with one punch if you let him wind up and don’t try to deflect it or dodge it.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38495 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:56 pm to
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Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16994 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:57 pm to
Absolutely i would
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:58 pm to
It’s gonna hurt, but yeah I’ll take a million.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4414 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:34 pm to
I'm not sure I'd let Tyson take a swing at me with a feather duster, for any amount of money.

I bet some of you people think you could step up to the plate and hit 3 out of 10 against Ryan, too.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119119 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:54 pm to
Yep. He's old.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Not worth it.


Subtle Scruffy is a doctor so he can afford to forego a million dollar punch brag.
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
11968 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 5:27 pm to
Mike would frick me up but I would be ok with a million dollars. I might be drinking soup through a straw for a month though.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13569 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 6:21 pm to
For a million dollars? Of course
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 6:26 pm to
As 25 yr old me.

I don't promise not to do an Ali and dodge his one try.
You tell him I won't move.
I will though.
Posted by bott18240
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
561 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 6:27 pm to
Hey if Allen survived it then I’m in.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20029 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 6:38 pm to
No, i’ve Watched his greatest knockouts and I would be a vegetable if I lived through it.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98957 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 6:59 pm to
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And eating from a straw for a few months.



Been there, done that. Bring it on.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 7:31 pm to
hell yes I would. would be a great story too
Posted by Magicmikeforlsu
Cenla
Member since Oct 2012
1771 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 8:05 pm to
I'd take a left and right
Posted by Blaeke
Member since Dec 2016
1019 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 8:30 pm to
Never underestimate the OT's ability to over-exaggerate someone/something's ability.

Let's go ahead and get it started. Who would win? 10 Mike Tyson Left Hooks or a Silver Back Gorilla. Bonus Round: A pack of pitbulls with their mythical jaw locking superpower.
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
4581 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 8:35 pm to
Yes. Next question

Edit: Just watched video. Nope. Nopity nope nope nope.
This post was edited on 12/23/18 at 8:38 pm
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38775 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 8:36 pm to
No


Could scramble brain

Million I would still have to work
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 8:43 pm to
Tyson is washed up. I could survive a left hook from him. I'm more worried about him trying to eat my ear afterward.

Set this shite up and I'll be there with a camera to film the whole thing.
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

I really think that left hook would cause serious damage beyond a concussion


You are correct. There will be unforeseeable consequences well beyond the immediate damage. Like a speech impediment. or your dick never working again

Thats gonna be a no for me, dawg
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