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re: Would y'all take a Mike Tyson Left for 1 Million?
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:25 pm to Thedirkdiggler13
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:25 pm to Thedirkdiggler13
Are you people not insured?
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:27 pm to agregime1
No thanks I like my face. I'd expect it to feel something like this.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:28 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Are you people not insured?
My insurance doesn't cover left hooks from Mike Tyson.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:34 pm to agregime1
Now yes, back in the day no.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:36 pm to BR Tiger
Mike Tyson in his prime, bare knuckled? I really think that left hook would cause serious damage beyond a concussion.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:36 pm to redstick13
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My insurance doesn't cover left hooks from Mike Tyson
Sure it does.
Just say you were mugged and didn’t see the assailant and you’ll just owe your deductible.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:40 pm to agregime1
If it was just an issue of pain and a broken jaw/bones then yeah I’d do it. But I have a skinny neck. Bare knuckle or with a glove I think he’d legit detach my brain stem and kill me so I wouldn’t take the risk.
This post was edited on 12/23/18 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:42 pm to agregime1
Add another zero and it’s a maybe. If it kills me my family makes out well on the life insurance and the payout from the fight.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:42 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Just say you were mugged and didn’t see the assailant and you’ll just owe your deductible.
I'm not risking having my head reshaped.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:48 pm to agregime1
Nope, I've been told his left hook would kill the average white boy.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:53 pm to agregime1
You also have to consider that the power he is able to use in the ring is considerably less than the power he could generate all out in one punch not having to worry about a counter punch or a moving target.
No joke, the chances of serious life threatening injuries is high.
No joke, the chances of serious life threatening injuries is high.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:54 pm to agregime1
If tax free and medical bills covered, then yes.
Otherwise, you won't see 80% of that money.
Otherwise, you won't see 80% of that money.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:56 pm to agregime1
Not even close to worth it
Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:58 pm to braindeadboxer
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I know a thing or two about boxing, and you are a damn fool if you think it’s worth it.
Subtle "I know a thing or two about boxing" post...
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:07 pm to keakar
hahaha
First off, if your mouth is open you are definitely getting a broken jaw. Having your mouth wired shut for 6 weeks is worth a $1000 to you?
Secondly, if your jaw is not broken, you are probably getting a concussion, some brain damage, possible cte, etc. Again - actual bodily harm, that can be life changing is worth only $1000 to you?
You should have just posted -- I'm poor as frick instead.. It would have made more sense.
First off, if your mouth is open you are definitely getting a broken jaw. Having your mouth wired shut for 6 weeks is worth a $1000 to you?
Secondly, if your jaw is not broken, you are probably getting a concussion, some brain damage, possible cte, etc. Again - actual bodily harm, that can be life changing is worth only $1000 to you?
You should have just posted -- I'm poor as frick instead.. It would have made more sense.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:16 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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don't think people are arguing that it is worth it in the short term. But in the long term, after all of the reconstructive surgery, dental work etc. then it would pay off.
Why are you going to need dental work and reconstructive surgery from one punch...hes fought many fights and many people have been through them without needing excessive amount of work done.
Are you saying you don't get the mouth piece and you have to stand there and not be in a position to take a blow, like a cold cock punch?
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:21 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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