re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed

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Not that it really matters in the grand scheme of things, but are we talking 2 yr old toddler or 12 y.o. future traumatized daddy issue stripper?

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The chicks daughter was 6 at the time. I dated the mom for over a year. And we still talk every so often now, even those it’s been 15 years.

It's called clitty litter. I've probably eaten a whole roll of two ply.

That's because you're from Pensacola


Region aside- i also like finishing off- ain’t no one gonna blue ball themselves

A buddy and I were taking 2 girls parking on a dead end road , had been drinking hard and about to get to our destination but soon ran out of road and flew my mustang over a ditch into a field. We were all okay but the crash had cause the radiator to get into the fan blade, walking back for help I
Did get a blowjob but days with no cell phones I finally got to
A phone and called my dad , he came to help and never said a
Word
To me about the wreck,which made it even worse .

I once picked up a stripper at a club (I know, “nasty” but I was young, horny, and she was hot). The next day I get a phone call from psycho boyfriend … a cop … and this guy threatened me and started telling me about how he followed her to my place and whatnot.

I cursed the guy out and told him not to ever call me again. A couple of days later she called me and said that their relationship was “complicated” and I told her I wasn’t interested in getting involved. A few hours later the crazy fricker calls me again from her phone and tells me that if I ever talk to her again “I’ll regret it” and that I was “lucky (he) hadn’t already done something.” I had no clue who this guy was.

I called a buddy of mine in the DA’s office and asked about this guy. He said that I wasn’t the first complaint they’d received about him … turns out the guy was related to the Edwards family.

Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

Has to be the most Louisiana thing to discuss.

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Where's the dude whose gf wanted him to dirty talk and he said something along the lines of "you like that don't you, you fricking retard"

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Tell me this really happened. I can’t stop laughing.

I learned the lesson that you need to wash your hands more than once after a crawfish boil. When your hands start working and then she starts screaming…it can ruin the mood quick.

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I learned the lesson that you need to wash your hands more than once after a crawfish boil.

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Add dealing with raw peppers (jalapeños, serrano, etc.) to that. Also don’t touch your bird.

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Woke up on a couch to some very healthy Phi Mu riding me. I just layed there and said nothing.

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I had something very similar to me. Drank way too much on an empty stomach and got sick. Was with a group of coworkers at a convention. I went back to my hotel room and one of my coworkers kind of helped me to make sure I made it to the room safely. So I wake up in the middle of the night and apparently this girl stayed or came back and let herself back in because I thought she left. She either sucked me off to get me hard or jerked me off but I come to and this woman is on top riding me like no tomorrow. I had a hotel garbage can next to my bed full of puke, vomit on my face, and my coworker was just a bouncing up and down on my dick. I couldn’t believe it. The woman was pretty attractive to boot yet she was fricking a passed out dude, me, with puke all over my face. That’s just nasty. I got my wits about me and came to and rolled her over missionary and finished the job thinking bitch good thing I’m a guy or you would be doing 20 years for this if the roles were reversed. I still give that girl shite for raping me.