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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:53 pm to RealDawg
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:53 pm to RealDawg
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Did we make it this far without a squirter? It’s pee..don’t care what you say.
It might be but damn there is nothing like making a woman squirt! TBH, it did freak me out the first time.
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Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:57 pm to charminultra
Girl didn’t smell very fresh down there
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:59 pm to charminultra
quote:aka a willnot. I’ve encountered, it’s biodegradable so no worries.
and she had leftover tp on the bunghole
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:00 pm to charminultra
Posted before about this chick who I met online .. she was chunky in her pics.
She shows up. And the first thing she says is “sorry I’ve gained weight”
She was pretty gross…
But I smashed anyway.. but she wouldn’t let me eat her out… think I dodged a bullet there though..
She was so fat.. it was terrible… in a moment of pre-nut clarity ,it hit me that this was disgusting and I should be ashamed as I was stone sober too, so I I faked an orgasm and said she needed to leave .
Never spoke to her again
She shows up. And the first thing she says is “sorry I’ve gained weight”
She was pretty gross…
But I smashed anyway.. but she wouldn’t let me eat her out… think I dodged a bullet there though..
She was so fat.. it was terrible… in a moment of pre-nut clarity ,it hit me that this was disgusting and I should be ashamed as I was stone sober too, so I I faked an orgasm and said she needed to leave .
Never spoke to her again
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:02 pm to charminultra
Gal and I went from her couch into the bedroom to frick, I thought something stunk like shite, but couldn’t figure out what it was. It wasn’t her, it ain’t me, WTF stinks??Turns out it was a huge pile of dog diarrhea next to the bed. I found this out when I stepped in it, barefoot of course.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:05 pm to Lawyered
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She was so fat.. it was terrible… in a moment of pre-nut clarity ,it hit me that this was disgusting and I should be ashamed as I was stone sober too, so I I faked an orgasm and said she needed to leave .
I know it’s mean..but I just can’t. Only think of twice I did a big girl. One was she raped me (earlier post) and another was a girl I convinced myself looked like Belinda Carlisle…I’m old.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:06 pm to CockyTime
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Had a girl offer me some cocaine after we fricked on the couch. I said hell yeah. She came outta her room with a gun screaming at the top of her lungs for me to gtfo of her apartment. Yeah we're gonna need more details
Bump
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:08 pm to ellesssuuu
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and daughter walked in.
Not that it really matters in the grand scheme of things, but are we talking 2 yr old toddler or 12 y.o. future traumatized daddy issue stripper?
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:11 pm to Klondikekajun
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Not that it really matters in the grand scheme of things, but are we talking 2 yr old toddler or 12 y.o. future traumatized daddy issue stripper?
Today’s mistakes are tomorrow’s talent.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:12 pm to charminultra
Eating ol girl out with her legs around my bad shoulder before I was about to frick. She popped that mfer outta socket.....went from 12 to 6 real quick.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:13 pm to charminultra
Never had any experience
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:16 pm to Naked Bootleg
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Afterwards there was a little turd on the sheet.
Poor girl was so high she didn’t know if she was coming or going.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:23 pm to RealDawg
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Bump
ISWYDT
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:28 pm to RealDawg
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Went to wash my face off and her friend was in the bathroom giving head to one of dad’s friends from the post office…WHO WAS ALWAYS SANTA at Christmas. Never have looked at Santa the same and always dropped my mail outside.
Santa was just letting her experience the North Pole.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:30 pm to LSUtoBOOT
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Santa was just letting her experience the North Pole.
Nice.
Worst part is he made eye contact. I was obliterated but can not forget that site to this day.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:31 pm to charminultra
Not in bed, but I was getting busy in the tub with a college girlfriend. Went to pound her from behind but between the candlelight and the suds I hit the wrong hole. She was squirming like crazy but it was a tight spot so it wasn’t like I could instantly pull out. I thought she was going to break my pecker off before I could get it out of there.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:32 pm to Centinel
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Centinel
Nope. Another time this single mom was riding me when her son came in and said “hey daddy.”
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:32 pm to RealDawg
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Did we make it this far without a squirter? It’s pee..don’t care what you say.
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worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Does not compute.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:33 pm to charminultra
2 chicks at the same time
One was hot and the other one was….. not
She was heavy, really drunk and hairy… in areas where hair ought not be.
As I was working on the hot one the other kept trying to work her way in and eventually just abruptly said “hey, I gotta get some too!” Which I just didn’t want to hear
I eventually had to do it
One was hot and the other one was….. not
She was heavy, really drunk and hairy… in areas where hair ought not be.
As I was working on the hot one the other kept trying to work her way in and eventually just abruptly said “hey, I gotta get some too!” Which I just didn’t want to hear
I eventually had to do it
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 8:53 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 7:34 pm to Warfox
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I’m ALSO literally in the 99th percentile
Bro, this is the OT. We’re all packing hogs. No way you’re in the 99% given this population.
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