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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/29/22 at 10:59 am to DeltaTigerDelta
Posted on 1/29/22 at 10:59 am to DeltaTigerDelta
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hey had nothing to compare the experience to so you were always the best at that moment.
But they also have no idea what the frick to do. It’s almost like fricking one of those “real” sex dolls but it has warm blood flowing through it.
Plus they don’t know how to react to an orgasm so you don’t know what kind of seizure/exorcism stuff is about to happen when they do.
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Posted on 1/29/22 at 11:22 am to QJenk
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We had specifically planned to lose our virginity with each other on prom night.
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Her mom is sleep by 10 every night, even weekends. She sleeps upstairs with the door closed. So the living room was all ours.
How romantic. I probably wouldn't have gotten wet either.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 11:34 am to QJenk
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idk how to do that, sometimes I be wet, and sometimes I'm not
The above applies to 75% of this thread
Posted on 1/29/22 at 11:35 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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How romantic. I probably wouldn't have gotten wet either.
Yeah, whatever happened to taking the car somewhere and getting it on in the back seat?
My only bad experience was in the back seat. My GF and I had a good spot to park and get it on that served us well for six months. Slowly they started building houses on the street leading to our spot and someone eventually moved into one. Jackasses called the cops on us when they saw us driving to the end of the road one night.
I was going to pound town and look out my window to see three cop cars coming. I only had time to get my boxer shorts on by the time they were parked next to us and demanding I get out the car. So I'm standing there with a hard on while the cops all tried not to laugh. Got away with a warning and they just told us to get a hotel room.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 11:41 am to DeltaTigerDelta
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Hairy nipples
I’m not sure how many more times I can relive that trama.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 11:52 am to TheeRealCarolina
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Plus they don’t know how to react to an orgasm so you don’t know what kind of seizure/exorcism stuff is about to happen when they do.
This is so true .
Went down on a very inexperienced chick and felt her absolute body shake and asked if she came and she said she didn’t know. She’d never orgasmed before and didn’t know what it felt like.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 11:55 am to Lawyered
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Went down on a very inexperienced chick and felt her absolute body shake and asked if she came and she said she didn’t know. She’d never orgasmed before and didn’t know what it felt like.
My ex wife sounds like a deaf autistic person when she got off. I almost LOLd the first few times.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 11:56 am to Hergadoogadoo
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Could be true. I had a girlfriend years ago where I found little crumbs of balled up toilet paper in her pussy while I was going down on her. Happened 2 or 3 times with her.
Good ole clitty litter
Posted on 1/29/22 at 11:57 am to cable
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For me it was the time I put in the wrong hole and she shite all over my cock and the bed
Posted on 1/29/22 at 12:15 pm to charminultra
I learned the hard way to watch where you stick your fingers, and then your member after a crawfish boil .
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Posted on 1/29/22 at 12:33 pm to billjamin
Man I guess I’m lucky. I’ve never experienced a girl with hairy nipples. Knock on wood
Posted on 1/29/22 at 12:37 pm to lsuson
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Man I guess I’m lucky. I’ve never experienced a girl with hairy nipples. Knock on wood
Roll the dice enough and you’ll hit snake eyes eventually.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 1:12 pm to charminultra
I was 18 and with a 45 yr old ( looked 25) woman. She was wild. Took a break from the pool one day and she's on top and she rode hard when she was and the door opens and her twin 11 year old daughters came in and started talking to her. She never slowed down, not the slightest issue whatsoever and they just had a conversation(a few minutes). After a few seconds of it not bothering anyone else it didn't bother me anymore.she said she's taught her daughters & son everything about sex and not to be uptight but be safe. Was a lil weird at first.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 1:25 pm to lsubuddy
I forgot this story.
Me and a friend got to tag team this girl 20 years ago this year. I was 20 and she was 28. While I was eating this girls pussy and my friend was getting head, Rob Zombie’s Hellbilly Deluxe was playing in the background. Needless to say when I hear White Zombie/Rob Zombie, it brings up fun memories.
Me and a friend got to tag team this girl 20 years ago this year. I was 20 and she was 28. While I was eating this girls pussy and my friend was getting head, Rob Zombie’s Hellbilly Deluxe was playing in the background. Needless to say when I hear White Zombie/Rob Zombie, it brings up fun memories.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 1:26 pm to lsubuddy
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I was 18 and with a 45 yr old ( looked 25) woman. She was wild. Took a break from the pool one day and she's on top and she rode hard when she was and the door opens and her twin 11 year old daughters came in and started talking to her. She never slowed down, not the slightest issue whatsoever and they just had a conversation(a few minutes). After a few seconds of it not bothering anyone else it didn't bother me anymore.she said she's taught her daughters & son everything about sex and not to be uptight but be safe. Was a lil weird at first.
I don’t want to sound prudish but i bet that’s illegal
Posted on 1/29/22 at 1:38 pm to Pisco
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Me and a friend got to tag team this girl 20 years ago this year. I was 20 and she was 28. While I was eating this girls pussy and my friend was getting head, Rob Zombie’s Hellbilly Deluxe was playing in the background. Needless to say when I hear White Zombie/Rob Zombie, it brings up fun memories.
Fun memories of seeing your buddy’s dick? Bustin balls, but I’ve never been one interested in a 3 some with a male friend.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 2:05 pm to Pisco
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Me and a friend got to tag team this girl 20 years ago this year
Ain’t nothing like going down on a chick and listening to her slobber on your friend’s hard rod 3 feet away. Thinking of your friend’s Johnson in her mouth while you’re doing what you’re doing.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 2:12 pm to charminultra
Not worst, but scariest... Sex in a tent on the Backbone trail in Kisatchie. Cold front rolls in and lightning and wind are taking shite down everywhere. Figured that if I was going to go, might as well have my dick wet.
Posted on 1/29/22 at 3:40 pm to charminultra
Never had a worse but the best was a 69 fart from my wife!
Posted on 1/29/22 at 3:53 pm to PIGSKIN
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