re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed

I think everyone has found some leftover charmin.

Bunghole lol

This is a risk in having my identity recognized, as this tale is locally famous in my circles. I fear the story is too incredible to not share.

Jr. year of highschool I am in a hot and heavy relationship with my first serious gf.

Her dad, a super macho man’s man, was always really stoked about judging someone by their handshake.

I had suffered a double compound fracture in my collar bone playing highschool football a couple months before the official start date of our relationship, and this the first time I met my GF father . He reached his hand out to shake my injured side; I mustered all my stength and grabbed that bastards hand as hard as I could.


Immediate respect earned. Hence forth we had this gentleman’s competition about shaking hands super hard…
This went on for a couple months. Anytime I saw him I would jump up and go give him a hard handshake battle.

So.
I was involved sexually with his daughter . Not sure how to say this other than to state the fact that she produces so much wetness in her puss, it was borderline concerning.

My jr year I got out a bit early on fridays. I would go to my gf’s house to fool around until her parents came home, ( when not in baseball spring season). Her dad always got home around 4:30pm

So one day I get there. It’s 4:00 pm or so, and I am finger banging her while she is watching Spongbob square pants. I’m going to town, hand is sopping wet with puss juice, when I hear the front door lock start turning.

Out of nowhere, he is inside the house, and I remove my hand from under the blanket. I stand up and reach for his hand to greet him. We embrace. His daughters Pussy juice running from may hands to his. Between fingers.

He knew what was happening.
I knew.

It was excruciating.

I don’t know what to say past this. It haunts me 20 years later

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You are a terrible person.

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No, the mother is.

Did you shite on him, dude???

In high school with my girlfriend at my parents house. We are getting all hot and bothered and we hear the door close. No one was supposed to be home for a couple of hours. She freaks out, grabs the bed spread and wraps her self up, runs into the closet to hide. I put on my shorts and peek out of the door to see who it was and Dad was walking down the hall and saw me. I had no choice but to engage with him to avoid him walking in my bedroom.

He asked what I was doing? I said playing Sega. He looked down and saw the "teepee" in my shorts and just shook his head. He told me I'll tell you what, you finish your game and I'll visit your grandfather next door for a while.
At that moment, I realized I had a cool Dad, she wasn't so keen on the idea of continuing. It was the most awkward experience I've had, having to face your Dad with a hard on, and he knows exactly what is happening.

On a pallet actually...she brought her room mate that played the saxophone..whilst walking on me back.

Dude’s a dude, dude. And maybe a fig too.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned spooging in their pants before they got their mojo on

For me it was the time I put in the wrong hole and she shite all over my cock and the bed

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SuperNatural

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Great story lol

I’ve never known a chick who doesn’t like a finger in her arse when she’s coming. Well wait, I take it back: there was one who treated her arse like a trophy case and bleached her butthole for competitions and wouldn’t let my fingers anywhere near it.