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re: Worst dog names you've ever heard of?

Posted on 4/14/18 at 12:44 am to
Posted by EarnYourStripes
Member since Aug 2014
563 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 12:44 am to
That's pretty damn funny
Posted by GeorgiaTide
Georgia
Member since Aug 2012
673 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 12:50 am to
My dog’s shelter name was Cornicopia. She was renamed within a day. The lady that named her was quite fhe flower child.
Posted by ztro4
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jul 2011
1145 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 12:55 am to
Was at the dog park and heard someone yelling Jamarcus, thought it was for their child...nope, their dog came running!
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13039 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 6:24 am to
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My brother named his black and white cat Obama.



William Safire:

quote:

I used to have a German shepherd named Henry, after Henry A. Kissinger, because at one time I was irritated with my Nixon Administration colleague and wanted to be able to say ''Down, Henry!'' after a hard day at the West Wing. Years later, after wiretap passions had cooled and we resumed our friendship, Henry the strategist came to the house for dinner and Henry the dog came over to say hello. When Henry the K asked the dog's name, I did not want to revive old tensions, so I lied: ''We call him Zbigniew.''
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 6:49 am to
worst: Trump

best: my bitch
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
1999 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 7:51 am to
Had a dog named Sex

Escaped one night and I roamed the neighborhood calling out his name
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60584 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 7:57 am to
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Gumbo
Anything with the lame -eaux. We get it... You like LSU.


You could just like Gumbo?

I mean who does not like Gumbo, except maybe folks who also don't like Grits.

I almost named my last dog Grits because he sure liked the way I cooked them.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3693 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 8:02 am to
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Sure, but it doesn’t have to rhyme with the breed name. Just a common name like Steve, Michael, or Michelle.


My dog’s name is Mike.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60584 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 8:03 am to
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I use to know a guy who's dog's name was Shithead.


Did he grow up as a poor black child?

Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11041 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 8:03 am to
Coworker had has a cat named potato.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60584 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 8:07 am to
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The n word.


giNger?

Does your dog have a soul?
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27801 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 8:15 am to
Gary.

Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 8:15 am to
My wife says she had a neighbor with a black dog named after a racial slur.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60584 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 8:24 am to
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Gary


The city in Indiana (depressing) or the dude with the Fro in "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" (funny)?
Posted by bamabkj
Member since Dec 2015
733 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:06 am to
I had begel growing up and named it bageal.

Bageal the begel is everyone called him. Kinda lame I guess but was like 8 years old.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:11 am to
Beau Daigle. Like, wtf?

I have a cousin who had two dogs named Dude and Rim Shot.
This post was edited on 4/14/18 at 11:15 am
Posted by okietiger
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Member since Oct 2005
42204 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:16 am to
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:19 am to
All the cheesy Louisiana ones like Gumbo & Nola are awful.
Posted by dixiechick
Member since Sep 2017
918 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 11:28 am to
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This post was edited on 10/1/20 at 11:41 am
Posted by TimeAndTide
The Promised Land
Member since Jun 2009
916 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 12:09 pm to
I thought Benson & Hedges for a pair of labs was pretty bad.
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