re: Worst dog names you've ever heard of?

You gonna argue with John Wayne?

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it was shortened [from] Roo to Roux.

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We can agree that’s a permissible use.

My dog’s dad was GRHRCH Cajun Roux. I doubt he was the first with the name but many of his accomplished offspring had Roux in their official name as an homage to the lineage which has resulted in an abundance of dogs named Roux.

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Ours is named King Louie.

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Not a bad name at all IMO.

I name mine after baseball players

Guy at a diner requests a clean plate and the manager brings a new plate. The customer is frustrated and says, "This plate is dirty too! What the hell are you washing them with?"

The manager says "We get them clean as Cold Water can get them". He takes the plate and brings yet another plate.

Completely flustered by the 3rd dirty plate, the man stands up and gets up to walk out and he's fussing, "Your diner is disgusting!". As he's walking out he trips over the manager's dog.
Embarrassed as hell now, the manager yells at the dog, "Cold Water! What are you doing in here? Get your arse back in the kitchen where you belong."

TLDR Cold Water.
And one of my Ole Man's very few clean jokes.

that's a "G" word. Had a family of, white trash a few blocks down. Would hear them calling for their dog when it got out. I never could play with the kids coming up,

I named my 75 lb Amstaff Bocephus. Works pretty well but its already shortened to Bo.