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re: Worst decade for car models (looks)?

Posted on 7/15/19 at 3:11 am to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 3:11 am to
I'd say 1985 to 1995 but...yeah
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 3:22 am to
The 80s was a good decade for puckups, and SUVs were legit offroad-worthy...but the cars were terrible except for some Tototas and Nissans.
Posted by Kaybaby82
Member since Jun 2019
625 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:23 am to
Motors were shite because of regulations and poor technology.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:23 am to
1980s were horrible for cars. Good decade for trucks though.

Current time is pretty bad too. Nearly every crossover looks like a blob/minivan and the Japanese forgot how to design good looking cars.

Some notables:

The Ford Blob:

The Nissan Blob:

The Chevy Blob:

The afterthought Acrura grill that doesn’t match the rest of the car:

The angry Pontiac Aztek from Lexus:


It used to be taboo to have cutouts in the bumper when there was no fog light or anything. Everyone does it now.
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 6:28 am
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:38 am to
90s
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:44 am to
Def the ‘90s.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6195 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 6:41 am to
The wrangler was introduced in 87 with square headlights.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 6:44 am to
1987 Buick GN was pretty special.

Dad had one and it was a gorgeous car.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17242 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 6:51 am to
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The angry Pontiac Aztek from Lexus


Yeah, I don’t know what Lexis is thinking with their current grills. They all look awful.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:03 am to
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I don’t know what Lexis is thinking with their current grills. They all look awful.


They all look tacked on and hideous. It sucks because I know Lexus makes a very sturdy, comfortable car.

It’s easy to pick on them because they may be the worst in the business now. If there were not rolling out multiple new Toyota-based crossovers, their sales would be down.

I call this one the angry Dustbuster:


This is the angry Pontiac Vibe:

This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 7:06 am
Posted by AustinTigr
Austin, TX
Member since Dec 2004
2937 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:16 am to
Drove a 1990 powder-blue Ford Topaz with automatic seatbelts. Yeesh!! Still have nightmares about that thing. And talk about a babe repellent!!
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 7:18 am
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:19 am to
I don’t see any decade worse than the 80’s for design, save for perhaps a few like the 280Z, Vette, Z-28, RX7, and T-A, and Toyota trucks. The rest were dogs.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:21 am to
mid 70s to mid 80s
Posted by Bronson2017
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2019
2214 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:28 am to
The 80's mustangs are laughably bad. I was at a restaurant with a group from work and we walked across an 80's model mustang. We are all in mid 20's so I knew most would not know what kind of car it was. I asked and not a single one of them knew it was a mustang. Only reason I knew was because my uncle had one when I was a kid (it was bad arse back then).

That style is just so foreign from all the other ones. The others at least share some characteristics.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:36 am to
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:49 am to
quote:

I don’t see any decade worse than the 80’s for design, save for perhaps a few like the 280Z, Vette, Z-28, RX7, and T-A, and Toyota trucks. The rest were dogs.



The Chevy Square Bodies (C/K pickup, Blazer, Suburban) and the full sized Fords were pretty sweet in the 1980s. They were simple, rugged, and dependable. Their utilitarian focus made their square designs more appropriate. Trucks were not expected to win races back then, and the small block V8 and 4 speed manuals were just fine.

Their cars, on the other hand, were horrendous. Look at the “downsized” 1980 Caprice/Impala compared to the more powerful and more stylish mid 1970s models and you will see the problem instantly. Same with the “downsized” Lincoln’s, Cadillacs, and Chrysler’s of the 1980s and 1990s.

To make matters worse, emissions requirements were forced US automakers to basically take their monster engines from the 1970s and “starve” them until they met targets. That’s how we got V8 Fords and Chevys with 145 horsepower. If you had to buy a new car in the 1980s, you knew you were taking a step down in design and power train from just 5-6 years ago. It stayed that way until fuel injection became the norm.
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 7:55 am
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:54 am to
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The angry Pontiac Aztek from Lexus:




What the frick is Lexus doing with these out of control grills. They have ruined the look of the LX and GX. They absolutely suck.



Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:56 am to
quote:

The 80's mustangs are laughably bad. I was at a restaurant with a group from work and we walked across an 80's model mustang. We are all in mid 20's so I knew most would not know what kind of car it was. I asked and not a single one of them knew it was a mustang. Only reason I knew was because my uncle had one when I was a kid (it was bad arse back then).


I objectively know that the 5.0 fox bodies (later versions) were not good looking cars, but I can’t not like them even today because they were the shite back when I was starting to drive. The early version that someone posted already is hideous.

I’d drive this one all day long.


This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 7:58 am
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:57 am to
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1987 Buick GN was pretty special.


Exception to the norm. The Buick GN and Monte Carlo were actually risky and bold by 1980s standards.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24339 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:58 am to
The worst was the 70s.

Prime example is the only ugly car that Astin Martin ever produced, the Lagonda:

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