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Worst date you've ever been on
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:28 pm
Back when I was single, I remember taking out a chick that I'd met through an acquaintance at a party the previous night. She was cute, nice body and all, seemed nice enough at the time, but she definitely had ex-boyfriend issues because that's about all she wanted to talk about. It was partially my fault, I'm a easy going fella, easy to talk to from what I've been told by people and I let her ramble on about a dude that dicked her around for almost a year or whatever and she finally ended up catching him banging one of her friends.
The plan for the date was to take in a movie, maybe go out to a club for drinks and see what happens afterwards, but we didn't make it passed the movie. As soon as the movie ended, I took her straight back to her parents house, dropped her off, drove over to a friends house, fired up a fat one and got fricked up.
Anyone else like to share...
nb4 your mom
The plan for the date was to take in a movie, maybe go out to a club for drinks and see what happens afterwards, but we didn't make it passed the movie. As soon as the movie ended, I took her straight back to her parents house, dropped her off, drove over to a friends house, fired up a fat one and got fricked up.
Anyone else like to share...
nb4 your mom
This post was edited on 6/28/17 at 2:31 pm
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Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:30 pm to WiredBobcat
Don't go to a movie on a first date
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:30 pm to WiredBobcat
If that's the worst you've got, then your doing just fine.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:32 pm to WiredBobcat
Blind date.
I showed up. She ambled out into the light. The water in my cup was shaking like Jurassic park.
Given I was in high school, I was nice and let the night continue. She proceeded to tell me she liked to cut herself.
Given that I wasn't in college, I brought her home without smashing. College me would have pounded that 400lb beast into the sheets.
I showed up. She ambled out into the light. The water in my cup was shaking like Jurassic park.
Given I was in high school, I was nice and let the night continue. She proceeded to tell me she liked to cut herself.
Given that I wasn't in college, I brought her home without smashing. College me would have pounded that 400lb beast into the sheets.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:32 pm to WiredBobcat
I'm allergic to sex so I don't date much.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:34 pm to WiredBobcat
Got cat fished on Tinder. Girl looked cute but a little thick, certainly not fat as frick. Well, fast forward to the bar and this girl waddles over who could've easily passed for a 3-4 nose tackle. Drank my beer in 10 minutes and got the hell out of there. Bar tenders saw the shock in my face and were laughing. What a night.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:36 pm to X123F45
Followup, she became a stalker. I shaved my head and wore big aviators 24/7 for like 6 weeks until she lost interest. 
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:37 pm to WiredBobcat
June 21, 2008
Date I got married
Date I got married
This post was edited on 6/28/17 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:40 pm to WiredBobcat
quote:
She was cute, nice body and all,
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she definitely had ex-boyfriend issues
Sounds like you missed an opportunity to go to rebound pound town.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:42 pm to ThuperThumpin
If she would've shut up long enough 
I couldn't take it anymore.
I couldn't take it anymore.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:46 pm to WiredBobcat
I was set up on a blind date my freshman year of college. The girl was cute and the night started off well enough. As the conversation moved through the night, I found out she was the oldest of 14 children. She wanted to go home with me that night, but she didn't believe in birth control or condoms (judging by the Duggar starter kit they had going I can believe this) that we would have to chance it. I dropped her off at her apartment and never spoke with her again. Yes, it could have been an easy score, but 19 yo perrydawg was scared shitless about knocking a girl up.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:50 pm to WiredBobcat
I ordered a beer and he ordered a white zinfandel....I'll just leave it at that.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:51 pm to WiredBobcat
About a year ago I am a year out of college and working pretty hard, so I check out the tender game. I match up with a girl who is like 2 years older and looks pretty good. Normal looking girl, so I say alright you know what I am going to see if she wants to get a bite one night. So we set up a date. I let her know I am at the bar, a pregnant women shows up and its her. She is like a month pregnant. So she can't drink, I in the mean time go ahead and get hammered at the table and end up finding out all about her life and how she got pregnant. Good experience, didn't mind it, obviously never contacted her again, or use tender.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:53 pm to tigerforever7
How did you know she was pregnant when she walked up to you if she was only a month pregnant?
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:54 pm to WiredBobcat
I hooked up with a hot chick I met in a bar and before it was all said and done, I woke up the next morning in a bathtub full of ice at the Ten Flags Motel with one less kidney.
This post was edited on 6/28/17 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 6/28/17 at 2:58 pm to tigerforever7
I met a girl in college that I thought was pretty cool, we got along well. She was pretty and liked to talk a little too much but nothing crazy. Me and her went out to eat at a nice restaurant and then ended up at a bar later.
And then my girlfriend showed up and threw a bottle at her.
And then my girlfriend showed up and threw a bottle at her.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:02 pm to WiredBobcat
I brought this highly annoying girl to a wedding. We all knew her before as friends and everybody can't stand her but she got that arse. They were all pissed that I brought her, but I did what I intended later at the hotel and never called her again.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:05 pm to tigerforever7
I have always wanted to frick a pregnant chick. I'm talking showing pregnant.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:06 pm to tigerforever7
Actually, it was probably with my fiancée. Took her to my brother's wedding circa 2013 about a month after we started hooking up. Got completely shite faced and dropped a go eff yourself to her (I'm classy af). She was there the next morning, and I apologized (profusely). No idea why she's with me to be honest. She could do much better.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 3:09 pm to WiredBobcat
Blind date
My buddy's girlfriend at the time wanted to set me up and sent my buddy (and by extension me) a pic of her friend in a bikini. She looked decent and shared mutual friends. So, I thought what the hell? I agreed to a double date at a sporting event/beer festival with my friend and his gf.
Well,
1) She showed up 30 minutes late
2) She showed up 30 pounds heavier than she was in the picture, which I assume was 8 years old
3) She showed up grumpy and uninterested
4) She told me she was allergic to beer, after I bought her one
5) When I come back with my second round of beer, she rolls her eyes at me because she was upset I didn't come back with a drink for her (other than beer I guess... at a beer festival)
So, after this string of events, I told my buddy that I was going to go on a "bathroom break" and not return... which I did. It's the only date that I've ever bailed on. I, then, met up with some other friends downtown and proceeded to drink heavily.
Oddly enough, later on in the night, I randomly bumped into her grumpy, lumpy arse again at a bar, and she was with a cute friend - who took an interest in me.
I ended up hooking up with her friend. 
My buddy's girlfriend at the time wanted to set me up and sent my buddy (and by extension me) a pic of her friend in a bikini. She looked decent and shared mutual friends. So, I thought what the hell? I agreed to a double date at a sporting event/beer festival with my friend and his gf.
Well,
1) She showed up 30 minutes late
2) She showed up 30 pounds heavier than she was in the picture, which I assume was 8 years old
3) She showed up grumpy and uninterested
4) She told me she was allergic to beer, after I bought her one
5) When I come back with my second round of beer, she rolls her eyes at me because she was upset I didn't come back with a drink for her (other than beer I guess... at a beer festival)
So, after this string of events, I told my buddy that I was going to go on a "bathroom break" and not return... which I did. It's the only date that I've ever bailed on. I, then, met up with some other friends downtown and proceeded to drink heavily.
Oddly enough, later on in the night, I randomly bumped into her grumpy, lumpy arse again at a bar, and she was with a cute friend - who took an interest in me.
I ended up hooking up with her friend.
This post was edited on 6/28/17 at 4:38 pm
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