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Worst Compliment You've Ever Received
Posted on 3/3/16 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 3/3/16 at 9:47 pm
I saw one of my old classmates moms at the post office, asked me about all my kids and whatnot, smiles and tells me she's proud of me because she never thought I would be the "supportive dad" type. 
Posted on 3/3/16 at 9:52 pm to sleepytime
Someone here told me I posted like sleepytime.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 9:56 pm to sleepytime
One of my college professors, upon learning that I was a Mississippi native, told me, "You know, you actually look like you're from Mississippi."
ETA: A little irony to go along with it--meanwhile, while this info was being shared with me during class, I was sitting next to one of my teammates--a big, white, skinheaded defensive end from BFE MS with a Rebel Flag tattooed on his arm who was also rocking a sleeveless Junior Seau jersey, jorts, and Crocs while he spat his dip into a Mountain Dew bottle. No shite.
ETA: A little irony to go along with it--meanwhile, while this info was being shared with me during class, I was sitting next to one of my teammates--a big, white, skinheaded defensive end from BFE MS with a Rebel Flag tattooed on his arm who was also rocking a sleeveless Junior Seau jersey, jorts, and Crocs while he spat his dip into a Mountain Dew bottle. No shite.
This post was edited on 3/3/16 at 10:17 pm
Posted on 3/3/16 at 10:00 pm to sleepytime
Wow you have very large balls.
This post was edited on 3/3/16 at 10:00 pm
Posted on 3/3/16 at 10:11 pm to sleepytime
That I had "beautiful eyes and just ooze sensuality"...from a guy with a shaved head and a beard. For the record, I'm a guy. I had no response other than to walk away.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 10:16 pm to sleepytime
I was told in the early 90s that I looked like Pam Tillis, who seemed sooo old to me then (then, she was the age I am now
)
In my early 20s I was told by a hairdresser than I should never ever grow my hair long, because it looked awful on me.
In my early 20s I was told by a hairdresser than I should never ever grow my hair long, because it looked awful on me.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 10:18 pm to sleepytime
I told a girl that I wanted to get my hair cut before I took her out because I was looking pretty rough. She told me, "Hahaha lsufan_26, I've woken up next to you and have seen worse."
So I don't know if she was saying I looked bad in the morning or if she's seen worse than me...
So I don't know if she was saying I looked bad in the morning or if she's seen worse than me...
This post was edited on 3/3/16 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 3/3/16 at 10:20 pm to lsufan_26
"You aren't the ugliest of the group"
A few of us were at Fred's during undergrad.
A few of us were at Fred's during undergrad.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 10:23 pm to sleepytime
"You should sing professionally. I've heard a lot worse singers than you on the radio". 
Posted on 3/3/16 at 10:34 pm to sleepytime
I had a guy once tell me that I had really pretty big blue eyes.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 10:42 pm to sleepytime
"He's not the guy you want to go out with. He's the kind of guy you marry." --A Girl I Had a Crush On
I was in high school at the time.
I was in high school at the time.
Posted on 3/4/16 at 5:13 am to sleepytime
"you're really good at being completely normal nice guy to be around or an unpredictable lose cannon when you have a drink in your hand. There's no in between, ever"
-my wife
-my wife
This post was edited on 3/4/16 at 5:20 am
Posted on 3/4/16 at 6:08 am to sleepytime
A girl I recently broke up with put on Facebook that the reason I ate pussy so good was because my penis was small and I was compensating.
Posted on 3/4/16 at 6:10 am to bencoleman
quote:ok, you win this thread
A girl I recently broke up with put on Facebook that the reason I ate pussy so good was because my penis was small and I was compensating
Posted on 3/4/16 at 6:10 am to sleepytime
A guy at Cadillac Cafe (I know) told me I look like a model. Like someone he'd see in a JC Penney catalog.
Thanks, dude.
Thanks, dude.
Posted on 3/4/16 at 7:15 am to sleepytime
my cousin's 80 year old MIL called me a "home wrecker". I was about 16.
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