Worst Christmas present you ever got

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The clap

my ex-mil got me a pair of fingernail clippers

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One year a buddy gave me and my wife a little hot dog steamer / bun warmer that was shaped like a little hot dog cart

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Your buddy was trying to tell you he was banging your wife.

A coloring book when I was in middle school from an aunt

My parents liked food so we would get them a lot of stuff and make baskets with snacks from around the world … pretty unique and nice stuff.. lots of salty stuff from deli for my dad and candies for my mom…
They really liked it and the idea and figured the would do that for us… I would get stuff like Campbell soup and boxes of cereal … stuff on sale at the commissary…it would all be in a big brown box… my dad always remarked on the soup… it would be the hungry man stuff and I would have to hold up each can as we discussed the qualities like the little meatballs or hungry man additions…
I appreciate the though… it was meant with love.I would get shirts from clearance stores.. rarely opened anything from the plastic and would just take all the stuff to the local charity…

Lifetime subscription to the Tiger Droppings premium board.

Bunny suit pajamas from Aunt Clara when I was around 10.

My wife’s aunt goes to places like Big Lots, Dollar Tree, Family Dollar, etc and buys us like $100 worth of bullshite every year. Cheapo spatulas, plastic plates, shite like that. Clutters the frick out of our kitchen until we throw it out.

Can of musk scented powder body deodorant from fiancee's grandmother.

Bonus: It had been opened and was roughly half empty. I truly believe she just walked into her deceased husband's closet on Christmas morning and picked it out to give to me.