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re: Worst behavior you've witnessed at a wedding/reception?
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:24 am to LuckySo-n-So
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:24 am to LuckySo-n-So
Fight broke out at the reception between two groomsman and a couple of the Bride's brothers. Lot of blood. Bride's mom cursing out the groomsman (100% was the brothers instigating it.).
Heaviest pre-ceremony inebriation levels I've ever seen by a wide margin, so I guess you reap what you sow.
Heaviest pre-ceremony inebriation levels I've ever seen by a wide margin, so I guess you reap what you sow.
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Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:24 am to LuckySo-n-So
Was a groomsman and smoked a bowl with the grooms future brother in law (also a groomsman) behind the party bus in front of the church with nopd cop escorts right behind us. The cops just shook their heads at us.
The groom in question posts here
The groom in question posts here
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:32 am to LuckySo-n-So
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That may have been lame, but I bet a lot of you Bill Brasky/Dan Bilzerian OT Ballers have wrecked a few weddings, no?
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl. Well, Brasky shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Brasky. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky. We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:49 am to TigerWerm
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It blows my mind when people put their damn weddings on a Saturday of an LSU football game (especially a gotdamned HOME GAME), then are surprised when their guest are preoccupied.
A gal invited me to her friend's wedding. It was the same day as the LSU/Alabama game. I told her no, not going to the wedding of someone I don't know at all on LSU/Bama gameday. She (not an LSU fan) said I was being childish.
I dumped that bitch.
Thank god I'm with someone who understands me now. She wouldn't dare try that shite.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:52 am to LuckySo-n-So
I saw a child double dip with a carrot.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:54 am to beerJeep
2 things at the same wedding:
It was a high school friend who got married right after college, so it was like a reunion for all of our high school buddies.
One guy who was always a wild card got wasted and took his shirt off and was waving it around his head on the dance floor.
I also got roofied at that wedding. Assuming it was intended for the girl I was talking to. I had 3 drinks. I don't remember anything after the third one. I passed out in the bushes. Luckily girl I was talking to had her parents drive us home. Woke up in her house with no clue where I was. Felt so shitty decided to go to urgent care. Turns out I had a bunch of special K in my system. Never told anyone so they all think i was just piss drunk, figured it would cause less drama that way.
It was a high school friend who got married right after college, so it was like a reunion for all of our high school buddies.
One guy who was always a wild card got wasted and took his shirt off and was waving it around his head on the dance floor.
I also got roofied at that wedding. Assuming it was intended for the girl I was talking to. I had 3 drinks. I don't remember anything after the third one. I passed out in the bushes. Luckily girl I was talking to had her parents drive us home. Woke up in her house with no clue where I was. Felt so shitty decided to go to urgent care. Turns out I had a bunch of special K in my system. Never told anyone so they all think i was just piss drunk, figured it would cause less drama that way.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:03 am to KamaCausey_LSU
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Flour in the A/C of the bride and grooms car. Ruined the interior.
My own:
Walk outside to leave all giddy and gay.
Some teammates(guys you likely know) drew ejaculating dicks and swastikas on my car with shaving cream. They also jacked the front right side of the car up on a floor jack for good measure.
Later when we developed the pictures(Had disposable cameras on tables for guests to take pics). There were several of hairy butts, cocks, and balls and even one with my grandmother sitting below a full moon(buddy was on a raised platform 3 feet above/behind her).
Friends suck.
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 9:04 am
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:06 am to HermanBoone
My cousins wedding. His bride decided to sing a song to him in the wedding. It was terribly awkward.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:20 am to beerJeep
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behind the party bus in front of the church
now THAT is one classy wedding
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:22 am to shawnlsu
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now THAT is one classy wedding
They rolled in a rolls Royce. Wedding party was in a charter bus. Wasnt really a "party" bus. Although that's what we turned it into
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:42 am to LuckySo-n-So
Not much. But I do know we got into the bride's suitcase and ran a chain lock through all of her panties. Someone in the group felt bad and put the key on the groom's keychain. All he told him is to take his keys with him on the honeymoon because he will need those later.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:43 am to LuckySo-n-So
the priest forcing me to take the vows 
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:47 am to _Hurricane_
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This idiot named Michael Scott got up during my friend Bob's wedding and interrupted the reception
"Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as 'the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.' Well, you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals."
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:53 am to yessir
Nothing like y'all are spouting. The best I've got was a wedding in Lafayette...
The mother-son dance was to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple man". Fitting.
The food they served was a crawfish boil. I like crawfish. I don't mind eating crawfish. Not at a wedding. Not when people are in suit and ties.
The mother-son dance was to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple man". Fitting.
The food they served was a crawfish boil. I like crawfish. I don't mind eating crawfish. Not at a wedding. Not when people are in suit and ties.
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 9:54 am
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:56 am to Grandioso
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wedding in Lafayette
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wedding in Lafayette
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Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple man
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crawfish boil
Sounds like a typical USL bro wedding in Laffy
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:57 am to LuckySo-n-So
7 yr old candle lighter knocks over candle and drops an F bomb in the middle of the Church when you could heard a pin drop.
We all laughed.
My buddy from High School married his 8 months pregnant trashy girlfriend under the carport of her x husbands house while his mother cried. Of course they are now divorced and she has remarried for the 3rd time.
We all laughed.
My buddy from High School married his 8 months pregnant trashy girlfriend under the carport of her x husbands house while his mother cried. Of course they are now divorced and she has remarried for the 3rd time.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 10:09 am to The Torch
Someone bumped the bridal portrait at the reception and shattered it right at the front of the dinner table. A fight broke out and a woman whipped her redneck husband's arse. Cops were called. Shirts were removed.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 10:17 am to YumYum Sauce
At my wedding, two fraternity brothers were horsing around and knocked the wedding cake off the table onto the floor.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:00 am to doublecutter
quote:That had to suck.
At my wedding, two fraternity brothers were horsing around and knocked the wedding cake off the table onto the floor.
Worst I have ever seen isn't all that bad I guess; it was at the wedding of a friend's sister.
One of the guests gets blackout drunk at the reception. Goes to the bathroom to puke and passes out. Falls against the toilet and hits it hard enough he knocks the tank off.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 12:11 pm to LuckySo-n-So
Bout the only one I've got is my brother's wedding, me and the rest of the groomsmen were shot gunning beers in the church parking lot until someone at the church bitched us out about drinking on church property. fricking baptists man.
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