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re: World’s smallest penis title has been claimed…North Carolina man is ready to defend

Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2873 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:55 pm to
Pretty sure I can compete for this title!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33648 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:02 pm to
He should tell the ladies, I may have a micro penis, but a I also have a pile driving arse...
Posted by angryslugs
Member since Apr 2008
11536 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:03 pm to
I should challenge him and make my wife judge to teach her to be more appreciative.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52410 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:04 pm to
How would he even fap a fingernail sized penis?
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14603 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:05 pm to
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He likens his erect penis to his fingernail ... specifically his pinky nail.
That's more like a clitoris.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12145 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Micro man is fishing for a husband.


I dont know about that, but he definitely gets off on the attention.

Probably has some sort of humiliation fetish.
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16380 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

Anytime you think you have it bad, someone always has it worse


"I complained about having no shoes until I met a man with no feet. "

-Somebody
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74178 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:16 pm to
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Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
122859 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14603 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

I have a
I think they're saying big prick... not dick.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92263 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:24 pm to
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A dude with a 2.5-3 inch fully formed penis should feel worse


why? any guy lucky enough to be packing a hog like that should feel pretty good about himself
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
35508 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

A dude with a 2.5-3 inch fully formed penis should feel worse


Honey, is that you?
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
4598 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:28 pm to
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Speaking of pennies, the diameter of a penny is .75 inches ... about twice the size of what Michael's allegedly working with. He likens his erect penis to his fingernail ... specifically his pinky nail.


Goddamn. And I thought I had a small dick.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14523 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:32 pm to
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IN!


Oh wait.....
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
14577 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:33 pm to
There's gotta be some Chinese farmer in the middle of nowhere with the record.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56250 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:35 pm to
Poor guy is not getting it in anywhere
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:36 pm to
Thank God I have Italian ancestry.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476736 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

I have a 7 inch penis


Seriously. What the frick is wrong with you?
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47427 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:48 pm to
My guess is he doesn’t even have that small of a penis and this is an attention stunt.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92263 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:49 pm to
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My guess is he doesn’t even have that small of a penis and this is an attention stunt.


my first thought, trying to get the ladies’ curiosity
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