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Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:02 pm to SPEEDY
He should tell the ladies, I may have a micro penis, but a I also have a pile driving arse...
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:03 pm to SPEEDY
I should challenge him and make my wife judge to teach her to be more appreciative.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:04 pm to Hangover Haven
How would he even fap a fingernail sized penis?
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:05 pm to SPEEDY
quote:That's more like a clitoris.
He likens his erect penis to his fingernail ... specifically his pinky nail.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:06 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
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Micro man is fishing for a husband.
I dont know about that, but he definitely gets off on the attention.
Probably has some sort of humiliation fetish.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:10 pm to Fun Bunch
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Anytime you think you have it bad, someone always has it worse
"I complained about having no shoes until I met a man with no feet. "
-Somebody
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:16 pm to NIH
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This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:20 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:I think they're saying big prick... not dick.
I have a
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:24 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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A dude with a 2.5-3 inch fully formed penis should feel worse
why? any guy lucky enough to be packing a hog like that should feel pretty good about himself
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:27 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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A dude with a 2.5-3 inch fully formed penis should feel worse
Honey, is that you?
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:28 pm to SPEEDY
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Speaking of pennies, the diameter of a penny is .75 inches ... about twice the size of what Michael's allegedly working with. He likens his erect penis to his fingernail ... specifically his pinky nail.
Goddamn. And I thought I had a small dick.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:32 pm to madamsquirrel
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IN!
Oh wait.....
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:33 pm to SPEEDY
There's gotta be some Chinese farmer in the middle of nowhere with the record.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:35 pm to skinny domino
Poor guy is not getting it in anywhere 
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:36 pm to SPEEDY
Thank God I have Italian ancestry.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:42 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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I have a 7 inch penis
Seriously. What the frick is wrong with you?
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:48 pm to SPEEDY
My guess is he doesn’t even have that small of a penis and this is an attention stunt.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 3:49 pm to TheWalrus
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My guess is he doesn’t even have that small of a penis and this is an attention stunt.
my first thought, trying to get the ladies’ curiosity
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