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re: Workplace Drug Testing - Has Your Work Stopped?

Posted on 7/26/23 at 9:59 am to
Posted by Hogwall Jackson
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 7/26/23 at 9:59 am to
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Wouldn’t surprise me if a high percentage of these ‘work from home’ cucks wouldn’t be able to pass a drug test.


How does working from home = can’t pass a drug test?
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
28942 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:01 am to
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Wouldn’t surprise me if a high percentage of these ‘work from home’ cucks wouldn’t be able to pass a drug test.


Good point! Some companies contract testing out and could have the remote worker go to the closest drug testing company site. Like when they log in to work at home and a message pops up saying to go to X location before 3pm to take a drug test.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19249 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:03 am to
Had a programmer fail pre employment screen idiot policy retest 5 days employee pays for it I suggested saliva our policy not to be under the influence at work saliva worked perfectly for that
Posted by trussthetruzz
Member since Sep 2020
9326 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:03 am to
do employers still discriminate over a little bit of weed? lol

anyone that drinks alcohol should quit their job
This post was edited on 7/26/23 at 10:05 am
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7286 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:03 am to
A lot of people would smoke weed at home but not at work.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49067 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:04 am to
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They’ll do a hair follicle test that goes back six months to detect weed,


I've never heard of a plant going beyond 60 days. 180 days is nuts? What state/region/industry is this?
Posted by MikeAV8s
Member since Oct 2016
2307 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:04 am to
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Alcohol probably isn't against your company policy. Weed certainly is.


This might be true, but we do not test for it. We do pre employment screens, no test for THC.
Posted by Hogwall Jackson
Member since Feb 2013
5279 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:05 am to
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A lot of people would smoke weed at home but not at work.


But people who go to work don’t smoke weed once they’re home?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59030 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:06 am to
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Wouldn’t surprise me if a high percentage of these ‘work from home’ cucks wouldn’t be able to pass a drug test.

Yeah the work from homers would fail for taking lady hormones
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
28942 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:06 am to
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How does working from home = can’t pass a drug test?


To keep policies fair and stand up to scrutiny they can’t skip home workers. The number pulled up means everyone. If they were to exclude home workers they would imvalidate that its random and set themselves up for lawsuits by those tested saying they were selected on purpose. So if a company has random testing it has to be everyone selected by the program nimber generator.
Posted by Hogwall Jackson
Member since Feb 2013
5279 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:07 am to
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To keep policies fair and stand up to scrutiny they can’t skip home workers. The number pulled up means everyone. If they were to exclude home workers they would imvalidate that its random and set themselves up for lawsuits by those tested saying they were selected on purpose. So if a company has random testing it has to be everyone selected by the program nimber generator.


Of course. But that’s not the statement/question.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91714 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:07 am to
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Good point! Some companies contract testing out and could have the remote worker go to the closest drug testing company site. Like when they log in to work at home and a message pops up saying to go to X location before 3pm to take a drug test.



I've fished out of Key West for decades and only recently have I noticed that the crews of the charter boats are concerned about testing, most all of them for years will have a few beers when the lines are out and we're heading in, not anymore, and I know most of the mates back in the day would never pass any drug test but it seems the DOT is cracking down on those guys, they won't drink before we get in, and I think there's some sort of log in system that sets a time that they are no longer subject to alcohol testing for that work day, they are also subject to random drug testing at any time but they have to drive to the testing facility, it's not in Key West
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
7940 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:07 am to
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Wouldn’t surprise me if a high percentage of these ‘work from home’ cucks wouldn’t be able to pass a drug test.




Have fun with your commute home loser

*Sent from my home office in my pajamas
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59030 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:08 am to
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How does working from home = can’t pass a drug test?

You know man. You’re logging into zoom for the day in your pajamas and next thing you know the wife’s bf lights up a doob and one thing just leads to another
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59030 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:09 am to
Have fun with your transition work from homer
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
7940 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:09 am to
I'm probably gonna transition to the couch here soon and have breakfast
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23237 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:10 am to
I've been here since 2018 and although we are subject to random drug test, no one has ever been tested that I know of. My old job tested on the last Tuesday or Thursday of every month.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30263 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:11 am to
I have never been drug tested at work in 15 years.
I had to do a drug test with the first company i hired on with out of college before being hired. I haven't done one since, and i've changed companies twice now.
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
4591 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:12 am to
I've been drug tested 1 time in my life and that was when I worked at The Shaw Group way back in like 2001/2002 and it was on the day after the memorial day holiday. Thankfully I didn't go crazy that weekend and tested clean.
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
6034 posts
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:12 am to
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workers comp can refuse you, but it is what it is.


Just found out a couple months ago this is false… failed drug test doesn’t matter… I know it sounds crazy because what most of us have been told and taught…
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