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re: Words of Wisdom from an Old Man...
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:53 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:53 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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What if she leaves her girdle or slip?
Be careful not to break her 80 year old hips during your next romp.
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Posted on 12/28/24 at 12:09 am to WWII Collector
quote:depends if I go crazy with the super glue or not
, it better be full when she comes to stay the night again..
Pro Tip: don't try and huff super glue
Posted on 12/28/24 at 12:29 am to Slagathor
refresher between appointments
Posted on 12/28/24 at 12:37 am to OWLFAN86
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I MASTURBATED TO A BRA
Image that’s what you were doing when you had your stroke and that’s how you were found.
Posted on 12/28/24 at 1:01 am to Saunson69
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A girl left her bra at my place. Call me a wimp, but I'm not a big fan of one night stands, but there's always that few days a month I am, then the other 25 I feel bad about it. Anyways, she left the bra, and I had a girl I was more serious come over. Luckily, the bra was way tucked under neath a table and she didn't find it.
On the other hand, I love spending time alone quite often. My mom and others in my family tries to make me feel bad for it, but I just tell them "I do what makes me happy. Y'all do things that make you unhappy out of some sort of obligation you feel to do it. I simply just don't do the things that make me unhappy or I don't feel like doing." like having 4 kids, getting married right away. Taking them to pointless Piano lessons. They do these things despite not liking them out of some feeling of obligation. No one is holding a gun to your head saying you have to do these things. Do what makes you happy.
Posted on 12/28/24 at 1:05 am to OWLFAN86
quote:Misspelled “brah”.
I masturbated to a bra
Posted on 12/28/24 at 5:47 am to WWII Collector
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If she spends the night and accidentally leaves a full bottle of nail polish remover at your house
She has given you a useful gift. Nail polish remover works better than alcohol for removing such things as ink stains and duct tape adhesive residue.
Posted on 12/28/24 at 5:55 am to WWII Collector
I have a good one. Some pantoes were left in my bed. Got thrown into the laundry unknowingly. About a week later my mod is at the dinner table with some sweat pants on a lo and behold those panties somehow ended up inside the pant leg of the sweat pants. No wife involved we were already done but my kid definitely saw them. They were fairly young so hopefully they did not lit two and two together.
Posted on 12/28/24 at 6:12 am to SuperSaint
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Take a lap Boomer
Crawl back into your mom’s basement ya troll.
Posted on 12/28/24 at 6:16 am to SuperSaint
Do you know what a Boomer is? Damn you’re a prick.
Posted on 12/28/24 at 6:19 am to WWII Collector
Sage advice
Posted on 12/28/24 at 6:21 am to WWII Collector
They would always leave something.
Not nail polish, and not usually the very first time, but soon after...
Sunglasses, mints, small hand lotions...
And then, of course, the real territory marker, panties...
Not nail polish, and not usually the very first time, but soon after...
Sunglasses, mints, small hand lotions...
And then, of course, the real territory marker, panties...
Posted on 12/28/24 at 9:42 am to WWII Collector
Hopefully she left her foundation on, took her upper plate out and went to town.
Posted on 12/28/24 at 10:17 am to OWLFAN86
In my DJ days...we didn't have cell phones.
Posted on 12/28/24 at 10:29 am to WWII Collector
Golf clap.
Posted on 12/28/24 at 10:31 am to FightinTigersDammit
and i didnt really masturbate to a bra...
Posted on 12/28/24 at 10:50 am to OWLFAN86
So, this dyslexic walks into a bra...
Posted on 12/28/24 at 10:57 am to Slagathor
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who tf brings nail polish remover to a hook up or needs to use nail polish remover at a hook up?!
I am unaquainted with all the elements of this thread - but that thought hit me right in my common sense receptor.
Posted on 12/28/24 at 11:02 am to FightinTigersDammit
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we didn't have cell phones
And I eternally grateful for that
Posted on 12/28/24 at 11:03 am to N2cars
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And I eternally grateful for that
no fricking shite!!
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